Can you rig that glue-gun of yours to shoot bullets? I'm ready to end my suffering.
Well, you're not your usual sunny self.
I've got a bump on my head, a bug bite on my arm, a sandwich on my ass...
And all in front of Trent.
...Now turn the knife counterclockwise. I can't go back out there; you go on to Alternapalooza. Tomorrow, I'll emerge and begin my new life as a waitress.
Daria, if there's one thing I know about my brother is that he's oblivious. There's no need to be self-conscious.
[sighs] Okay.
Now what are you gonna do about that stain on your butt? [Daria glares at her] Kidding! It looks alternative.
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