Hi, Daria. What's up?
I want to volunteer to work on the coffeehouse.
Fantastic! What made you change your mind?
Did anyone ever make you practice "Pop Goes the Weasel" on the flute every day for a year?
Um, no... but I once had to recite the Gettysburg Address wearing a rainbow wig and panties that said "Tuesday." Whatever made me want to join a fraternity. [laughs] Anyway, that's great! I guess you want to read one of your essays.
No, I wasn't actually thinking about performing.
Maybe that one about feeling like a big misfit whom everybody hates. The other kids will really relate to that. I know I do.
I don't know if that's such a great idea. That's the one that compares the sophomore class to barnyard animals. It names names.
Oh, yeah.
I'm really not much of a performer. I'm thinking more along the lines of fundraising?
Oh. Well, we're selling magazines, CDs, and wrapping paper. Jump in!
Can I go with my friend Jane?
Sure! She wants to help out?
Mmm-hmm. She's a big joiner.
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