Mrs. Manson, Quinn and others in “Unfinished Business”

Now, Quinn... what do you see here? [holds up a photo]

Quinn

It's a picture of two people talking.

That's right. Can you make up a little story about what it is they're discussing?

Quinn

I'm not even supposed to be taking this test. I'm exempt.

You won't be graded.

Quinn

Oh. Okay, then. Let's see... they've been going out for awhile, and he's upset because other people keep asking her out, and she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular, and besides, nobody ever said they were going steady, and if he does want to go steady he's got to do a lot better than movie, burger, back seat, movie, burger, back seat, because there are plenty of guys with bigger back seats waiting to take her someplace nice!

Very good, Quinn! Now, Dora, let's see if you can make up a story as vivid as your sister's.

Daria

It's Daria.

I'm sorry... Daria. What do you see in the picture, Dora?

Daria

Um... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

Uh, there aren't any ponies. It's two people.

Daria

Last time I took one of these tests they told me they were clouds. They said they could be whatever I wanted.

That's a different test, dear. In this test, they're people and you tell me what they're discussing.

Daria

Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.