I know how you're feeling, Dan. We've all been there too.
Oh, sure. Cute girls with PhD's have all the problems.
Everyone has anger. Right guys?
I'll say!
I beat up the Dalai Lama.
The trick is learning to control your rage, so it doesn't control you.
Sounds unsatisfying. How about instead, we all go in on a flamethrower? Who's with me?
Maybe it's a little early to jump right into group. Let's start with some basic psychological testing.
They're going to put us in a maze and make us find cheese. If we don't do it in time, they zap us with electricity. [leaves]
[outside] What kind of cheese?
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