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S3 E1

Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 1

Amber, Dan and others in “Anger Management”

Amber

I know how you're feeling, Dan. We've all been there too.

Dan

Oh, sure. Cute girls with PhD's have all the problems.

Amber

Everyone has anger. Right guys?

Francine

I'll say!

Bert

I beat up the Dalai Lama.

Amber

The trick is learning to control your rage, so it doesn't control you.

Dan

Sounds unsatisfying. How about instead, we all go in on a flamethrower? Who's with me?

Amber

Maybe it's a little early to jump right into group. Let's start with some basic psychological testing.

Dan

They're going to put us in a maze and make us find cheese. If we don't do it in time, they zap us with electricity. [leaves]

Chris

[outside] What kind of cheese?

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