[Dan opens the door and sees Jason, he tries to close the door but Jason puts his shoe blocking the door]
Hey there, Dan.
You leave me alone! I spent all day rolling around in noxious chemicals, so I'd taste terrible!
Uh. Okay. I came over here because my wife saw a prowler outside the window today.
So? What makes you think I had anything to do with that? You can't come over here and accuse me, I have lawyers!
I was actually letting you know that we're having security bars installed on our windows.
Noted. Goodbye!
They're running a 2-for-1 special at the security store, so we'll be having them installed on our windows, too! [Dan slams the door and hears him from outside] No thanks necessary!
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