Chris and Dan in “Art”

What now?

There's no way to ruin art.

What do you mean? We ruined it.

I thought we did, but somehow we made it better.

Wait. People liked our pointless squiggles? But if that's art and benches are art and sunflowers are sometimes art and then some art can be eaten even though it shouldn't be, then-- but-- I am never going to figure this out.

If there's no way to ruin art that already exists, I'll have to cut it off at its source. Art Artstein, prepare for a close encounter of the Dan kind.

I guess if anyone could explain art to me, it'd be someone named Art.