Just to make sure, Captain, that your behaviour is correct, this old man will march in front of me [puts grenade down Jones' trousers with string attached to pin]. One false move from you...and I pull the string!
Oh...don't make any false moves Mr Mainwaring, and don't make any real ones either!
Seven seconds will be enough for me to get clear, but I don't think it is enough time for the old man to unbutton his tunic.
A terrible way to die!
[to the U-boat captain] You unspeakable swine!
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