Remember I was sitting here yesterday?
Yeah.
Do you mind telling me how much tip the guy I was with left you?
Oh..we don't do that.
You don't do what?
We don't share that information with the customers.
Honestly, who gives a crap? I was in here, I was with a guy, I'm just curious. What did he leave?
It was a healthy, healthy tip.
Was mine a healthy tip?
Yeah.
Was his healthier?
I...
Let me ask you this question. Was it over twelve dollars?
Do..do you want me to refill your water or..
Just scratch your face with your finger if it was over twelve dollars.
I can really get in trouble if I talk to you about that.
Nobody even knows what we're talking about. Scratch your face with your finger if it was over twelve dollars. Go ahead, just scratch it. Was it over twelve dollars?
[waiter scratches his face]
Oh, for God's sake. What an asshole! Let me ask you a question. Was it over fifteen dollars? Just tug on your tie up here. Was it over fifteen?
This is making me really uncomfortable.
Nobody's even knows what we're talking about! Was it over fifteen dollars? Tug on your tie.
[waiter tugs on his tie]
Oh, my fucking..fuck!
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