I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
“Funkhouser's Crazy Sister” · Season 7, Episode 1
In this episode: Larry David (3)
You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. They take you up on it!
Can I tell you something about apricots? ... 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit.
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