“Uncertainty Rules” quotes from CSI: NY

Mac

How you feeling?

Guilty. Like... this is all my fault. My best friends are all dead because of me.

Mac

That's not true, James. This is life. It throws things at you. Some good, some bad. No one could have predicted what happened, not even if you're Albert Einstein.

Strangest thing. Came out of nowhere.

Stella

The lamppost? The lamppost came out of nowhere?

Right.

Danny

They have a tendency to do that when you're driving up on the sidewalk.

Why'd you do it?

Why do you think?

Danny

For the money.

You bet your ass money.

Danny

How much money you get?

A grand.

A grand? You did this for a grand?

Yeah. It was the easiest money I ever made.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

Danny

We're talking about a quadruple homicide that apparently you committed last night.

That I committed?

Danny

Yeah. That's what it sounds like.

What's happening to me?

Mac

You took LSD.

No. No. No. No. I...

Mac

Listen to me, James. You're experiencing hallucinations, heightened anxiety, intense paranoia.

I wouldn't have done that. I... I... I...

Mac

Your friends took it, too. It was your 21st birthday. You were probably doing a lot of things you hadn't done before.

The hotel manager said that the girls did not check in with them.

Hawkes

So the guys either met them at some point that night and they all went back to the hotel to continue the party.

Danny

Right, or they were the party. Hired to, erm, blow out the birthday boy's candle

Clowns?! That's what you're going with... clowns? That's your official story?

They were trying to kill me.

Oh, so they're the "homicidal on the inside" kind of clowns. Well, hang on a second while I put out an APB for two guys with frizzy pink hair and big red noses!