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CSI: NY · Season 6, Episode 6

“It Happened to Me” quotes from CSI: NY

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“It Happened to Me” · Season 6, Episode 6

In this episode: Mac Taylor (4), Stella Bonasera (4), Sheldon Hawkes (3), Don Flack (1), Adam Ross (1)

This guy was kinky with his food.

Care to elaborate on that?

I think he was sploshing. A sploshing party is an event where a group of people get together and they experience food in a, uh, sensual way. They, um, caress their bodies with foods of different textures and temperatures, and it, uh... it arouses and stimulates and... they say that it excites them and-and... well, I just, again, it's what I've… I've heard, I...

There are specific locations for these...?

Sploshing parties.

Oh, you can go to a Web site and get an invitation.

Have you talked to Sheldon?

I'm... I'm not sure what to say. Guess my expectations are too high.

What do you mean?

Hawkes is a brilliant former surgeon. And that being said, I know that he couldn't have saved Martin Stafford's life if he had tried. But what's bugging me is I don't understand why he didn't know more was wrong with him. Why he didn't see the symptoms, why he didn't tell us everything at the crime scene.

I've been asking myself those questions. When Hawkes told me what happened, I was angry, but I resisted giving him a lecture or threatening modified duty, because... it was Sheldon. All I kept thinking was, this isn't like him. It wasn't like him at all. I suppose we do expect a lot out of each other.

(sighing) Is that bad?

No.

JSJohn Simmons

That s.o.b. took my money! He invested the employees' pension, and he lost it all. We trusted him! I don't have anything. I don't have a damn thing left after all those years.

Look at me. This isn't the way to fix it.

JSJohn Simmons

What? You gonna tell me that you understand? You can't understand. You can't possibly understand.

I do! 'Cause a month ago, I lost everything, too. I trusted someone with my money just like you did. A money manager who turned out to be a scam artist. Now I'm living with friends. Spending my nights out, begging for overtime, but mostly, I just sit there wondering what the hell happened. And the worst about all this is that it changed me, and I don't like what I've become. The secrets I've kept, and the pride that forced me to lie to my friends and treat people unkind.

I'm sorry. I didn't tell anyone because I was embarrassed. I'm smart, educated, and I was duped. And it wasn't like John Simmons or even his boss, Martin Stafford. They just trusted in the economy, and it let them down. Me, I got greedy, tried to play with the big boys, and I got stung.

It wasn't greed, Sheldon. It's called optimism.

(Mac walks over as Stella and Sheldon arrive at the elevators. Mac tosses Sheldon a set of keys.)

I've got a spare room. (smiling) And it's not up for negotiation.

I'm sorry.

I didn't tell anyone because I was embarrassed. I'm smart, educated, and I was duped. And it wasn't like John Simmons or even his boss, Martin Stafford. They just trusted in the economy, and it let them down. Me, I got greedy, tried to play with the big boys, and I got stung.

It wasn't greed, Sheldon. It's called optimism. You didn't have to sell your condo, you could've gone to the department, asked for an emergency loan.

I was living with more than I needed. I took the best offer while I had the chance. Unfortunately, it was before I had another place to live, so... I ended up staying with a friend, and... You know my biggest disappointment is that I may have to give up volunteering with the medical unit. With Angell dying, and then this money situation, volunteering was the one thing keeping me sane there for a while.

Don't you dare quit, you enjoy it too much, there are other options.

[Mac walks over as Stella and Sheldon arrive at the elevators. Mac tosses Sheldon a set of keys.]

Hey, I've got an extra room. [smiling] It's not up for discussion.

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