Hey, I hear you're cheating on me with an out-of-state DNA analyst.
Apples and oranges, Greg. Fifteen-year-old hair samples no roots, room-temperature storage.
Room temp?
Yeah, that's how we stored hair evidence back then. Microscopy was king.
Really? I thought Elvis was king.
And you are how old?
Age is irrelevant in our relationship.
Maybe so, but face it, Greg you just don't have the equipment.
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