Hey, Greg.
Shh. I might be looking at the mother of my children here.
Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.
No, this is serious. I had a date last night. And this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just, BAM. Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent. And she smells so good.
Cute toes?
Oh, ideal. And none longer than the big toe. Both feet. But you know I need to know what is on the inside.
What's in her heart?
No, her DNA. This girl has got some fine epithelials.
Dude, you're sick. Man, you have officially lost it.
There's a guy in Louisville, he charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.
Whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee? Letting the relationship evolve. Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.
Oh that's boring.
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