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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 10, Episode 5

“Blood Sport” quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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“Blood Sport” · Season 10, Episode 5

In this episode: Nick Stokes (2), Jim Brass (2), Al Robbins (2), Catherine Willows (1), Ray Langston (1)

I was teaching at WLVU when Coach Miller won his second conference title. And everybody loved him, treated him like a god.

Even gods have enemies.

Coach was struck at least a dozen times.

A lot of rage here.

Agreed. The multiple impacts crushed his skull and drove bone fragments into the brain, causing catastrophic hemorrhaging. It's like when you push your finger into a hard-boiled egg. The shell cracks but the pieces stay in place.

Thanks for ruining another breakfast for me.

It's what I do.

C'mon, you're not gonna ask me about the zombie thing?

Well, you're obviously eager to tell me.

Well, damage was predominantly on the right side of the brain to the neo-cortex which controls thought, language and reason. It was almost completely destroyed. But the paleo-cortex which lies beneath it remained intact. The paleo-cotrex controls learned instinct and rituals. Which explains why the victim was able to brush his teeth and eat his breakfast without noticing that he was bleeding to death.

They never seem to get that right in zombie movies.

JJulian

Captain, do you know how much the university pays campus security?

Well, I know that prison inmates make 15 cents an hour. Is it less than that?

PPal

You found my Beemer? Good work, boys.

When you reported it stolen, did you know there was a dead girl inside?

PPal

Well, it came fully loaded, but a dead girl wasn't part of the package.

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