Major...Rudol...Rudol von Stroheim.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Joseph (poorly disguised as a woman): "All I got under my skirt is more tequila, big boy."
You're it!
Destroy him.
Happy! Joy! Nice to meetcha! How you pose for me? Show me happy. Show me silly. Now how about you show those pearly whites?
You are playing games with me primitive? I do not want to play.
(After Santana attacks him) Now I'm in the mood! One Hamon knuckle sandwich coming up!
(Ordering Joseph to chop his leg off to expose Santana to sunlight) I'm a proud servant of the German Army! I am prepared to do my duty! I would proudly give a few legs for the sake of the Fatherland! Do it now, Joestar!
(Detonates a grenade to force Santana out of his body) Farewell, you annoying English man!
[Stroheim blows himself up to expose Santana to the sunlight]
Damn that crazy German and his honor! (sees Santana) SANTANA!
Santana (Charges at JoJo): YOU ANNOY ME, PRIMITIVE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
[Knocks Joseph over the well]
WHY DO YOU RESIST!
Next you will say, "I've seen right through you, Joestar."
I'VE SEEN RIGHT THROUGH YOU, ALL THIS TIME JOESTAR! HUH?
[Joseph moves his head revealing sunlight reflection off the water. Santana screams in pain]
Santana's a statue again, and we finally got that smile.
We Italians value family above all others.
(While playing cards) I saw that, JoJo. Deal the cards right. Only cowards cheat.
Huh? Whatever do you -- [Caesar grabs his wrist]
Deal the cards properly, Joestar, or play elsewhere! [Caesar shakes Joseph's wrist, causing about a dozen cards to start spilling out of his sleeve]
Huh... fancy that. Well, that didn't work!
Pathetic. You should be ashamed that you have to resort to cheating and gimmicks to beat me!
You really are serious about cleanliness... [he pulls Caesar's leg onto the table, where we can see something placed on top of his shoe] This mirror is spotless!
STOP PROVOKING ME, JOESTAR!
OH, I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!
I see much has changed since I've slumbered. But your illuminations will not stop me.
[kills the guards before approaching Kars and Esidisi.]
Now, the time has come! Awaken, my masters!
Become stronger before you decide to face the mighty Wamuu again, child. That way, you can be worthy of my time as I destroy you with honor.
[throws Caesar back]
It seems there that was the only one to use Hamon here.
Let's go.
Cough cough cough. Over here, look... right here. I'd appreciate it if you guys would notice that I'm here.
PMThe Pillar Men
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Joseph (sing song): I've been working on my Hamon. All the live-long day.
He is insane!
Joseph (while beating Wamuu with his clackers): This for killing Caesar's friend! This for not taking me seriously! AND THIS IS ME NOT LIKING YOUR UGLY FACE!
(turning around to see Joseph, crawling away behind the Pillar Man's back, pretending to be dead) I must be imagining things...
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