“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Esidisi

Well, that was fun.

Kars

Let us keep moving. Apparently the human race has regressed rather than evolved.

Wamuu

Quite an understatement.

OH MY GOD! What was I thinking a month. I should have asked for a year.

Caesar

Jojo, a bit of advice: Stop screwing around and grow up!

OH NO! The two phrases I hate the most are "hard work" and "work hard!"

Lisa Lisa

If you are willing to learn Hamon within a month, you must be willing to die for it!

Esidisi

What a piercing gaze you've developed! But when somebody gives me a challenging look, they're asking for death.

"Victory is assured before the battle is even fought."

You speak of Sun Tzu? I know him personally, having studied him two thousand years ago. "All war is deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."

Esidisi

Wamuu's Divine Sandstorm allows him manipulation over the wind, I have power over the inferno.

Esidisi

Joseph, the next line you'll say is, "I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face!" Watch.

I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face! Wha? Wait a second, you can't do that! That's my trick!

Esidisi

You said, "Victory is assured before the battle is even fought." Well, it's true..True..TRUE!

Esidisi

Are you really laughing as I'm about to deal you an excruciating death? Have you been driven completely insane by the fear?

Well, let's see here. You'll notice my arms are folded and my eyes are closed, so this laugh would be one of victory, Esidisi. You're the loser here today because for the last 2000 years, you have been asleep at the wheel.

Esidisi

I lost?! What do you mean by that?!

Oh, really? You don't get it? You can't read me as clearly as you thought you could? Let me help you understand just how badly you've underestimated me. You said that your plans went deep, well, they didn't go nearly as deep as mine. While you were snoozing for the past 2000 years, humans have progressed. During the 18th and 19th centuries, Legerdemain, or sleight of hand became a very popular form of entertainment. I'm a really big fan of myself. Illusion is my thing!

Esidisi

But... I cut all those strings! I cut them! It can't be!

I'd say the rope magic worked. I laid my trap carefully, so that even if the string was cut, it would still function. A simple trick. What you’re going to say next is: “My veins will move faster than your pathetic Hamon can possibly go!” Now!

Esidisi

My veins will move faster than your pathetic Hamon can possibly go!

Now feel the beat of my Hamon Overdrive!

Esidisi

I can't... I can't... You're only a human. I am the evolved one, the highest life form! I will not be beaten! Now that you've pushed me too far!

Esidisi's body is shooting some kind of strange energy. That must come from living for Millennia. Die already! Die with the power of life you stole from thousands of innocent human beings! My instructor, I thank you for torturing me. Mille Grazie to you, Loggins.

Hey, Suzie Q.

What the hell!?

There's a stranger on the island!

It's me, Jojo!

So, what you think?

Weird lips.

Well, if we fall madly in love with each other, you can kiss these lips as much as you want.

In your dreams!

Well, if I'm gonna be sitting around for 30 minutes, I choose to do it here.

Would it to be wrong of me should my eyes happen to gaze through the keyhole?

Hoh hoh hoh hooooooooohhh!! NIIIIIIICE!"

YOU UTTER FOOL! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!!

I've changed my mind. If you're going into that derelict hell, I'm coming too.