(To cops about to arrest Smoky Brown for pick-pocketing him) As I've said, it was a gift. So why don't you let my friend go, please.
FPFat Policeman
(while picking his nose, taking out a large booger) Then why don't you tell me his name? What's the matter, limey? Do you want to spent a night in an American pokey? Here's a present for ya!
Joseph(after the booger is placed on his cheek): That's curious. Help me understand, why would you do something like that? It's such an unsavory thing to do.
Fat Policeman (while picking his nose again): There is no reason! I do what I like, whenever I feel like it, ya fool! But, if when someone wipes a booger on ya face, then it probably means that-
[Joseph punches the fat policeman in the face.]
YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG MOVE, YOU STUPID PIG!!
Fat Policeman (with his finger stuck in his nose): Gyaaaahhh!!! Take it out. Awww! Take it out!!!
BPBearded Policeman
What?! You're resisting arrest!
[The bearded policeman points his gun at Joseph.]
Heh, go ahead and shoot! But you better be prepared for the consequences. The moment you pull that trigger, I'll break your finger like a rotten matchstick!!
BPBearded Policeman
Not from over there! I'll shoot your damned brains out!
[Joseph uses his Hamon to shoot his coke's bottlecap at the bearded policeman, damaging the man's trigger finger while drinking his soda before freaking out.]
Oh!! I've let my temper get the best of me again! OH CRAP! Granny Erina will be furious!
Smokey (thought): W-What's with this guy?! He beats up cops and then worries about what his granny will say?!
TDTaxi Driver
Get you head outta ya butt! Now get the hell out of the way!
Joseph (grabs the taxi driver): Hello there! What? I didn't hear all that. You mind repeating what you just said? Depending on what you said, I might have to give you a pounding!
JoJo! What are you doing?
I've asked what are you doing with that man?
Uh... I was just... huh? ...A taxi. So you wouldn't need to walk so far.
You are such a thoughtful boy, JoJo.
[at a restaurant, a racist mobster insults Smokey]
Racist Mobster: (After a waiter explains Smoky is allowed to eat in the restaurant) What you allow beasts to gaze here, heh?
SBSmokey Brown
Guess I should be going... (Joseph keeps Smokey from getting up as he gets ready to fight)
You heard him. Come on. You’re not going to tell me to stop, are you?
Erina No. People are entitled to their opinions. But this misbegotten oaf has given public insult to our friend! Be mindful of the other guests, now, but teach him a lesson!
I was hoping you'd say that!
Racist Mobster: Well now boy, looking for a fight?
That was a little too easy. Now the only one left is Erina Joestar. And that should be...
I know what you'll say next.
JSJoseph & Straizo
(in unison) ...About as easy as taking candy from a baby. (Joseph scoffs)
Hmm. Next thing you'll say is, "How could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head?" Am I right?
But--- but how could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head? (gasps)
But do you think I rely on a gimmick like Hamon?
[Joseph makes a dash towards the window, yanking a grenade he placed on Straizo's scarf]
(knocks the grenade off) Child's play!
(While jumping out of the window) Sure, but I was still able to pull one over on you, wasn't I? And you should take a look at the grenade you just knocked away.
Straizo (finds a multitude of grenades on his cape): You son of a- (Straizo screams in horror as he is blown to bits)
(After evading the explosion) That was a close one.
[While watching Straizo's disembodied parts putting themselves back together.]
I have a secret weapon for situations such as this.
A secret weapon? Really? What kind of weapon?
Why isn't it obvious? Look at his legs, Smokey. I basically blew them to smithereens. And they still haven't fully healed yet. That's our ticket there!
What do his legs have to do with your weapon?
My legs are in great shape.
So what are you gonna do, then?
Run as fast as I can! Make way! Move! Out of the way!
[Joseph begins to flee.]
Smokey (running after Joseph): This guy's insane!
Joseph! You are fated to meet "him" soon. You will understand "his" identity and the true meaning of evolution! Your destiny has already been written...
[Straizo's body begins to crack as the Hamon contained is released]
There is nothing I regret, Joseph. All this time I planned on entering Hell while still vibrant and filled with energy, not as some withered, desiccated corpse. I cannot tell you the ecstasy I have felt in being young again.
Straizo, wait. Not yet! I need to know more!
