Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Beck enters with a scratched scar on his face and pieces of egg in his shirt. Everyone looks at Beck)
What happened?
Aw, man.
What happened to you?
Jessica Baxter. She texted me about a hundred times last night and I didn't text her back!
Well, did you explain to her that you can't use your phone?
Yeah. Right after she threw this egg at me and scratched my face!
(the doorbell rings)
Who is that? (opens the door. It's a little girl.) Hello.
Will you help me? I'm lost!
You're lost?
Uh huh. Will you please call my mom and tell her where I am?
Uh, yeah sure. I will call your mom----
WAIT!
What?
It's a trick! So we'll use our phones!
It's not a trick!
WHO SENT YOU?
I have asthma!!!!!
WAS IT ANDRE?! ROBBIE?! BECK?! WHO?!
I just got lost! I took the wrong bus!
Well. You know what happens to little girls with asthma who take the wrong bus?
No.
They get a face full of door!
What does that mean?! (Jade slams the door in the girl's face)
Little grunch!
Can't you believe those guys try to trick us with a lost little girl, just to try to make us use our phones?
Jerks.
(in a shocked face) Unless she really was a lost little girl. (gasps) What if she was?
She'll learn a valuable lesson, you know: Always......take the right bus. (Cat, who was tied in a leash, manages to bite it off)
Cat!
She chewed through her leash!
I'M FREE! I'M FREE! (Jade and Tori chase Cat throughout the house)
(Jade enters Tori's home and found her sitting on Cat)
Why are you sitting on Cat?
If I let her up, she might try to grab a real phone, and I don't know if I can stop her by myself.
I don't think you can, I'm pretty scrappy.
I have a mole on my bum shaped as a fish.
You paid a guy to ask me out???
No guy in this school is ever gonna ask Jade out.
Why not?
Because Jade is terrifying.
So, your plan is to spend the rest of your life being scared of Jade?
(scoffs) That's not my only plan... Someday I'd like to plant a vegetable garden
(picks up toilet paper) I ought to take this and kill you both with it!
How could you kill us with toilet paper?
Put it down! Put it down!
(Cat is talking to Jade and trying to avoid Robbie, when he enters)
Well, think fast, because here he comes.
Quick, hide me!
(sarcastically) Where, in my bra?
Oh! (looks) No, that'll never work.
I just wanted to talk to her, she ran away from me! Why would a girl do that?
(Jade walks away)
Yeah, but you walked away.
You don't have to keep running away from me. I already asked Gabriella to be my date to the Cow Wow.
Gabriella?
Mmmhmm.
Well, what'd she say?
She said "Si".
That means yes!
I know! I looked it up.
(giggles) Well, yay! You got yourself a pretty girl to take to the Cow Wow.
Yeah. Well, I just wanted to let you know you don't have to run away from me anymore.
(giggles) Thanks, Robbie.
See you in class.
K.
(Robbie leaves, whistling. Cat takes a chair and hurls it against the wall)
Gabriella...
You were with another puppet.
Yeah, but it was just for one night!
Do you love him?
You mean Goonter?
Don't say his name!
No! I was just...alone.
(awkwardly waves) Bye... (leaves)
(Jade is wearing a gown to attract the flour bomber)
There's my girl, just blendin' in with the crowd.
I wanna know who that flour bomber is.
Ah, so you wore that to get his attention.
Yep, and when he tries to get me, I'm gonna grab him and wrestle him to the ground.
He might like that.
I'd like that. (Jade and Beck glare at him) I wouldn't like it.
It's the flour bomber!
(Tori has been dressed as Andre's Grandmother, screaming at him to help him write a song)
So, you just happened to have that wig here in your house?
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