Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Don't you just love how dogs hang their heads out the window and lick the wind? Watch. (She hangs her head out the window, pants and barks)
Pull your head back in the car before I roll up the window and cut it off!
(pulls her head back in, frightened) My head's back in the car.
Now call Tori and find out where Beck's taking her.
(to herself) Bossy.
What?
Calling Tori!
Hi!
Oh, hi, Cat.
Hi! (pause) Oh, wait, I already said that.
It's alright.
So, you guys are all gonna go see the big bone tomorrow night?
No, Andre and Robbie decided they're gonna make a video to try to win the new Pear Pad 3.
Oh, I hear it has a new screen. Slightly better.
It's very exciting.
So you don't have any plans tomorrow night?
No, I do. Beck and I are gonna...
Oooooh...
Stop, it's not like a date.
Oh, right. (winks)
Stop doing that with your eye! We're just hanging out. You know, friends...ish.
Oh, so I can tell people you're going out with Beck?
We're not going out.
So you're staying in with him?
No!
I see you, girl.
Just don't tell anyone!
Ok. I'll keep your dirty secret. (winks repeatedly)
Hi, Jade!
Hey.
Do you wanna do something fun with me tomorrow night?
Sure, what?
I don't know. I figured you'd pick cause you're bossy.
Don't say I'm bossy!
Ok! (pause) But you are. (Jade glares) A little bit.
Whatever. Yeah, let's hang out tomorrow night.
Ok. But we can't ask Tori to go with us because she's -- (gasps in shock upon realizing she let it out)
What's Tori doing tomorrow night?
Nothing! I don't know. (pause) She told me not to tell you.
5!
Oh, god.
4!
Don't count!
3!
Oh, I love 3!
2!
Have you heard about the new Pear Pads with the slightly better screen?
1!
Ok, ok! (pause) Tori and Beck are going out together.
What?
But it's not a date, they're just hanging out as friends!
Ok. Well, I know what you and I are doing tomorrow night.
Going to see the big bone?
No. We're gonna find out where Beck and Tori are going and see whether they're just friends.
I thought you said I could pick what we do.
No, I'm picking. (walks away)
(to herself) Bossy.
What?
Nothing.
Is that a new shirt?
(looking pleased) Yeah.
Yikes! Why does it say I'm stupid?
It does not- (looks at her shirt) oh.
Where is he?
Hi.
I don't remember saying "come in".
I don't remember saying you could hog Moose.
What are you talking about?
(imitating Tori) Oh, Moose my goodness, I certainly do enjoy a fine game of hockey.
(imitating Tori) Oh, please take me to the hockey game, Moose. I'm ever so desperate!
I don't talk like that!
Whatever. You have been hogging Moose and you know it.
Moose hogger.
How can I hog a guy if he's not even here?!
Then where is he?
He said he wanted to hang out with Beck.
Hmmm.
I bet they're at Karaoke Dokie right now.
Cause that's where the hamburgers are.
Later.
Gator.
When my brother was little, he used to have a Tinkle Aid stand. (giggles) It was so cute, he'd stand around all day yelling "Tinkle Aid, twenty five cents a cup!"
I hope you meant he had a lemonade stand.
(giggles) No...
No, we don't want YOU!
Go get the ugly waiter!
[whispers] She's actually a dude!
(Jade is driving with Moose)
Uh, it's getting kinda late. Are you sure this is the way to Karaoke Dokie?
(pulls car over) Uh, oh. Car's out of gas.
Gauge says you have a full tank.
(pulls Moose towards her and kisses him) Try not to talk.
Later can we get a hamburger?
We'll see. (kisses Moose again)
Just to be clear, I am on the boys side?
Yes.
Sweet!
(yelling as she attempts to get her phone while her friends try to stop her) I NEED MY PHONE! I NEED MY PHONE!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!
(Tori is sitting on Cat)
Please, get off me, please!
I CAN'T! Not till Jade gets here!
But I have to use the bathroom.
Do you really?
Yeah.
Are you lying?
Yeah.
(upon winning the bet) BOY POWER! BOY POWER! BOY POWER! BOY POWER!
(at lunch)
I don't even miss our phones. You, guys?
No.
Uh huh.
No.
How long it has been since we had them?
Few hours.
It seems like years!
No, it's not that bad.
Years!
(holding a chew toy that looks like a phone) Look what I got!
What is that?
It's a dog toy that looks like a phone. Isn't It cool? (pause) I'm coming in now. (Cat enters) Hi, Mrs. Tori's mom!
Hello, Cat.
Uh.. why did you get a dog chew toy cellphone?
To help me get through the week. I mean, I know it's not like having a real phone but at least I can pretend.
But, what's the point?
This is all I've got!
But it's not even... uh, can I hold it? (grabs the toy)
Oh, you girls are pathetic. When I was your age, we didn't even have cellphones!
Yeah, but you had stuff that we don't have.
Yeah, like dinosaurs and Moses.
Oh, for corn sake. Sikowitz isn't here so just use my phone!
We can't!
Sinjin is out there spying on us!
(from the Vega patio) Can I use your bathroom?
No!
(Sinjin turns around and urinates in his pants)
(Tori, Cat, and Holly all gasp offensively)
(Sinjin runs off the patio; Holly and Cat then stare at Tori in dismay)
(when the boys win the bet, Tori, Cat and Jade get their phones after defeat. The phones suddenly ring)
Whoa! I got 43 text messages!
I have 200 more followers.
(watches the Wacky Donkey video everybody is taking about in her phone while laughing) Look at the Wacky Donkey! (Jade and Tori take a peek and laugh too. The laughing ends when Cat throws up at the phone box)
OHHH!!!!
OH!
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