Oh and your mom's pot pie.
What?
I've had better!
(Tori screams and throws pillow at the door, after Andre leaves)
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[shouts] ANDRE! IT'S RAINING IN MY BATHROOM!
No, no, no.
Never heard that from a girl before.
Oh, hey you guys. You wanna know what I'm doing on my Pearpad?
TBTori and Beck
We didn't ask.
I'm using a new app. It calls 'Test Easy'. It's teaching me all kind of cool informations. Just in case I find myself in a situation where I need to know things.
Like a Game Show.
What? I mean I guess that's a good example. Now, I'm learning about America's 50 states. Did you know America has 50 states?
I did
Do you know which one of them is called Aloha state?
Yes.
It's Hawai-ai-ai .. Yay. Cat's scores. Ok, bye. I'm off to learn some more knowledge, just in case.
(Tori and her teammates check in to the show)
MEMale executive producer
(pointing to Jade) That's Tori Vega.
I'm Tori Vega.
I'm Tori Vega.
I'm Tori Vega.
(everyone stares at Cat)
(laughs) I'm not Tori Vega.
You insensitive witch!
You liar!
Look! Sinjin told me the winning team on Brain Squeezers splits $10,000, and I want my share of that money, Vega. I mean it! I want my slice!
DDave
A-salt! [salt pours all over Jade] And battery!
[as batteries fall on him] Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! What was that?!
DDave
That was a load of batteries.
I know what they were! Why'd you drop them on me? She got the answer wrong!
DDave
Good point. More batteries!
What are you--? [screams as batteries]
Okay, that- that's bonder-line dangerous!
Yeah, why don't you just drop a car battery on her head?!
DDace
Car battery! [a car battery hits Jade on the head]
OW!
Don't feel sad.
Why not?
I have no answer.
I am just gently suggesting that they follow me. (Turns around to students) FOLLOW ME!!!
(Trina and Sinjin are jumping rope)
And jump, and jump, and jump, and jump...
I think I'm getting it!
Good. Now let's do our rhymes.
'Kay kay.
"B" my name is Betty and my husband's name is Bob...
...We live in bubble city where we sell beeeeaaaaaaver medicine.
Why don't you start the next one?
"S" my name is Sinjin and my wife's name is Trina...
[lets the rope down] I'm done with this. (leaves)
Robbie?
Yeah?
If you don't take your hands off me in two seconds, you won't have hands.
I won't forget the words.
By the dawn's early ramparts so gallantly brave rockets.
DDirector
Trina, are these your amigas?
No, this is my mean sister and her rude friend.
Hey! Do not call me her friend.
[last line of the series; the skit goes wrong as Jade is poked by an actor]
Come here!
[Jade chases the actor off-screen as the series comes to a close]
[first opening comments, introducing Drake Parker and Josh Nichols]
[first lines] My name's Drake Parker.
I'm Josh Nichols.
I should probably be doing my homework.
I'm just doing a little homework here.
But it's more fun to do this. [plays his guitar]
DJDrake and Josh
Man, I'm thirsty. [both take their drinks each]
I live here with my mom and my little sister, Megan.
I've got a great family, even though it's just me and my dad. I love that guy.
I love girls. [drinks] So my mom's been dating this guy.
So my dad's been dating this woman. She's really great.
He's okay, but he's got this kid that goes to my school.
She has a son that goes to my school. Drake.
Josh. It's not that I have anything against Josh.
I really don't know Drake all that well.
DJDrake and Josh
But he seems kinda…
...Okay.
...Unusual.
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