How’s Trina?
Is she alright?
How’s the ranch house?
Trina's banged up but she's going to be fine. Nothing serious.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Well done, Foon Yee.(About Trina's feet being blenched and looking good)
(grabs Tori's face) You look bloated. Have you been eating a lot of salt?
You're all suspects.
RRex
Awww, not again.
Suspects?
For what happened to Trina?
(nods) Uh huh.
But that was an accident.
Yup. A terrible hilarious accident. That already has 1,700 views!
Posting videos of people's tragedies is just mean and wrong.
Yeah. No, thanks, I really appreciate your input on that.
(Jade giggles while watching her phone)
What's so funny?
Are you laughing at that video of Trina getting hurt?
No...I'm laughing at the comments.
You posted it online?
A little bit.
Why'd you cast Trina as the lead girl?
I didn't want to. You know my Cuddly Cathy doll that I love and I've had since I was five years old?
Nah, I don't know what you're talking about.
No, you've never mentioned it.
Oh. Well, Trina kidnapped her, and she wouldn't give her back unless-
Unless you gave Trina the lead.
Yep.
That's jacked up.
Yeah, but don't you think you're a little old to be playing with dolls?
RRex
Right!
I know!
RRex
Hey, Trina.
What?
RRex
You wanna know my 2 favorite things about you? (Trina slaps him)
Trina!
RRex
You don't know what I was gonna say!
Shut it, puppet!
(Tori tells her version)
Okay, it was about twenty minutes before the play. I heard Jade come in, yelling for Robbie.
(bursts in, as a monster) Blearrrrgh!!! Robbie! Me want Robbie, blearrgh!!
Okay, hold on. Hold on! There is another person that had a reason to get back at Trina.
Well, it's not me! All I wanna do is go play with Kiko!
Who else had a motive to get back at Trina?
Cat.
(everyone looks at Cat)
Hi!
Cat?
Whatie?
Did you cut Trina's harness gimbel?
No, why would I want to hurt Trina?
Cause of what happened between you two right before the play started.
Well, um...
Aw no, no! Now we gotta hear another version of the story from a unique point of view? (buries his head in a pillow on the couch and cries)
Ok, um... it was an unusually windy day here in Los Angeles...
Get to the point.
Ok, um... Tori had just accidentally whacked Sinjin in the jaw and right about then Cat was helping me with my costume and feeling my muscles when Trina walked by and said...
(during Robbie's flashback) Hey Robbie, why don't you come backstage with me and help me do my makeup... or whatever?
You make me happy.
(to Trina) Why don't you just get outta here?
Why don't you?
Ladies, come on now. Look, there's 1 of me, 2 of you... (puts his arm around both) ...And 7 swinging days of the week.
He even makes math hot.
Robbie's mine!
He loves me! (Trina hits her) Ow! You thwacked my head! She thwacked my head! I'll get you for that, Trina Vega! I'll get you good!
So, none of you people want me to have a pretty girlfriend, is that it? I find myself a Kiko, I make myself a Kiko date, and nobody cares! Well, that's cool. Go on, Cat, tell us what happened. And start from the beginning. Just start with Adam and Eve and go from there!
(in Jade's flashback, to Jade after she has violently screamed at Trina and punched Sinjin) Why can't I be pretty like you?
(in Lane's office)
That's not even close to how it happened!
It's how I remember it.
Yeah, 'cause you're demented!
Oooohh, so you think I’m pretty and demented?
I never said you were pretty. And I never punched Sinjin.
But you admit you threatened Trina!
No!
Wait, I did kinda hear you tell Trina you were gonna kill her. (Lane looks at Tori in concern)
So did I. But if you’re gonna try to kill me, too, then all I heard was pretty music. (Everyone looks at her) La la la la la...
(points to Robbie and Cat) 2 Witnesses.
Come on now, I know Tori and there's no way she'd ever-- (phone beeps) Aw, it's Kiko. Tori's guilty, I gotta go!
Tell your story, Tori.
‘Tori’s story!’ That’s so rhymie.
(after being told that her flasback is from a Drake & Josh episode) Oh. Then I don't know what happened with Tori and Trina. Can I have some oatmeal?
(Scene of Robbie's bedroom)
Now, listen. Don't you ever put me in a situation like that ever again!
RRex
Relax, Rob.
You shouldn't have cut Trina's gimbal.
RRex
Trina shouldn't have whacked me in the face!
Mischief is never the answer!
RRex
Never?
Never. You're just lucky I protected you. And-- And if anyone ever finds out--
RRex
They won't!
Good night. (Robbie turns off the light)
RRex
Nobody ever suspects the puppet!
I thought you hated that word!
RRex
It's okay if I say it.
Well, I guess someone should get this on video.
(She records Trina hanging from the wire and the set being destroyed)
(to Cat) Thank you for making me come to this play.
That poor ranch house! (Trina is still hanging from the wire which then falls to the floor and Cat is hiding her eyes) Please tell me it's over...
(wall falls on Trina)
It's over.
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