“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Don't worry. One time, when my brother was in Vegas, he fell out of a fourth story hotel window and landed on the roof of a shuttle bus.

(looking worried) And he was okay?

No...

Well, but he's okay now?

No... he's seriously messed up.

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Oh, come on! Nobody here would do that to Trina!

Except you.

What, me?

(imitates Tori and imitating Teddy from Stand by Me) "Who, me? Why, I would never hurt my dear sister, Trina. Not me sweet Sally Peaches!" (smiles innocently)

I don't TALK LIKE THAT!

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Sinjin

I think Tori broke my jaw!

DUN DUN DUN!

(singing) La la la la la...

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Lane

And since Trina wasn't seriously hurt, I say we can put this whole incident behind us...

KIKO!!! Kiko, ha ha ha! (jumps off the couch and runs out of the room excitedly) (Tori gives a "whatever" type of look)

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(Tori and Andre walk in on Beck and Jade text fighting)

I wonder what they're text fighting about?

Let's ask 'em. Hey, you guys-

Stay out of it!

Back off!

(to Andre) I'd rather not get involved.

I think that's best.

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Oh, come on, for his ten year teaching anniversary you guys don't think he deserves a better present than a one cup coffee maker?

RRex

They should have got him a pair of shoes. I'm tired of looking at that hippy's hairy feet.

I think Sikowitz has cute feet.

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RRex

Man, Sikowitz is ten minutes late.

Where is he?

Maybe he locked himself in a dark closet because you forced him to watch a play that made his whole life seem like a big pile of garbage. (pause) And I'm gonna have a banana. (takes one)

You know, why don't I just lie on the floor so you can start kicking me?

...You have that dream, too?

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(Tori, Andre, Robbie and Trina are sitting in a semi circle at the table, with a seat left open)

How come none of us ever sit on that side of the table? (they all stare at the empty seat)

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Tori. And, um... Elvis. Get up on the, uh... stage thing.

'Kay...

Sure. (they do)

Alright. What'cha uh, want us to do?

Um...a scene. You both have the same line. "Life is pain." So, you just keep saying that to each other. Over and over. Do it, action.

Life is... pain.

(waves) Life is pain.

It certainly is ding, there's the bell, class dismissed. (walks out the window and falls into the bushes)

Way to go, Tori. You broke Sikowitz!

I did not break Sikowitz. (Sikowitz can be heard moaning) I did not break Sikowitz-- (he moans again) I broke Sikowitz! (he moans a third time as she puts her hand on her head displeased)

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(Sikowitz says something in Spanish)

That means "I forgot to wear underwear".

Are you sure? Because I thought... (checks) Yep, it does.

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(to the bunny) Wanna watch CSI?

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Well, I'm awesome at song lyrics.

RRex

No, he's not. Run! Save yourselves!

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Jade's not here yet?

Um, about Jade...

Yeah?

Look, don't take this the wrong way, but I don't know if she's the right girl to sing my song.

Why not?

I dunno, I just...she scares me.

Jade scares you?

She scares everybody.

(Jade bursts into the room with a pair of scissors)

I am gonna kill him! (Andre backs off)

What happened?

Sinjin sat on my new scissors!

Ok, calm down-

I am not gonna calm down! They're bent! They've lost their sciss! (she throws them across the room and they stick to the wall)

(after a pause) You kids have fun.

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Where'd you get those standees of Cat?

Well, I just...brought 'em from home.

Why do you have-

I'm a tutor, and I don't like to talk about things I do at my house!

Sorry.

Ok, remember everything we went over?

I think so.

Good. Now if you can do this last exercise in under thirty seconds, you should be able to pass your exam, no prob.

Does Cat know you have these?

No...and don't tell her!

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