[through a megaphone; to Sinjin, who is about to lick one of the prom balloons.] Sinjin? Do not lick the balloons!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
SSherry
[Prom-goers are starting to leave; Tori asks why] People are mad, because there's no band, there was a freaky video...
And Doug's diaper doesn't fit him too well.
He says he got you the power drill, the clown costume and 12 gallons of blood.
Wow. Where did he get 12 gallons of fake blood?
You wanted fake blood? I'll go call my brother.
DDoug
I sing, I dance, I pee my pants. I'm Doug the Diaper Guy.
Tori Are you gonna stop?
(looks at soda can) Nah, I'm still pretty thirsty.
(Tori takes Jade's drink)
Give it back.
Yeah, sure. (licks the top of it, then gives it back) Here.
Thanks. (drinks from it) Ahhh...
What, no. I didn't call and cancel the band.
[Imitating Tori] "Uh, oh. Looks like Tori Vega's prom has turned into one big boopity boo."
Prome!
Oh, hey, I just wanted to remind you guys that I'm going away to Cancun with Beck's family for semester break and you guys have nothing fun to do.
(Beck is dragging Jade into Sikowitz's classroom)
C'mon!
Jade No, I don't wanna ask her! No!
We'll both ask her.
What's goin' on?
My aunt says we can't go to Cancun.
Aw, how come?
She found out I was bringing Jade.
Hah!
So we hear some of you guys are going to Yerba?
Yes. Yes, we are. Would you like to go to Yerba with us, Beck?
That'd be great, thanks!
(Tori and Beck look at Jade)
Jade, do you have a question for me?
(turns her head away, clearly humiliated) Can I come to Yerba?
Hmmm...maybe. But first...gotta give me a hug! (Jade hesitates) C'mon, c'mon. Just do it! (they hug) See, giving Tori a big ol' hug isn't such a bad thing. (Jade begins to squeeze tighter) Ok, that's really tight. (they fall to the ground) Oh, god, help me!
I'm never playing mini golf with you guys again!
Promise?!
What happened?
Trina missed a putt, so she got upset and threw a golf club at her father!
NO, I threw the golf club and Dad just stood there and let it hit him!
(comes in with a bruised nose) Well...that was fun...
Trina, get your dad an ice pack.
NO! I gotta go paint my nails!
[after seeing the hotel] This dump is our hotel?
Our friend is hallucinating!
An escaped prisoner crashed through our window and was dragged out by Yerbian soldiers!
And our bed is lumpy.
...Okay. So before you booked our trip here, you forgot to find out that this is the WORST country on Earth?!
Yeah.
Jade, don't be such a Crabby Cathy.
I have every right to be a Crabby Cat- (they look over at Beck being fawned on by the local girls) Uh, Crabby Cathy is about to get a little bit crabbier.
(Beck shrugs)
I think those girls like Beck's fluffy American hair.
Clearly. (she advances) Hey! Get your hands off my boyfriend's head!
(The girls hiss at her, she hisses back, and they run frightened)
You're really gonna let your screechbox of a sister sing with us?
The guys are gonna keep her mic turned off.
(imitating Tori) "Oh, that's swell news!" (walks off)
I DON'T talk like that!
Whatever.
...Do I talk like that? (in the same voice) DO I TALK LIKE THAT? No, I don't talk like that.
CChancellor
ADMIT you did this to me on porpoise.
No! It was just a shoe malfunction!
CChancellor
ADMIT you did this on PORPOISE, and your punishment will be not as bad.
BUT I DIDN'T DO IT ON PORPOISE!
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