Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ke$ha, wait.
No, you're weird.
[stops Trina] Trina! Ke$ha, I am so sorry about her.
Is she your sister?
Yeah.
I'm sorry for you.
Everyone is.
[touches Tori's cheek] Are those real cheekbones?
Yeah.
I'm playing Susie, right?
(Sikowitz nervously hems and haws, then runs from the room. Jade picks up the paper with the roles)
Did you get the lead?
(Jade angrily crumples paper and kicks a chair)
I don't think she got it.
So, who's playing Susie?
(uncrumples paper) Me.
Yeah. Her. That! She got the lead!
What part did you get?
I got cheated and humiliated!
You get used to it. (Robbie nods)
Alright, chill down. Let's see. It says right here, "Jade West, understudy for the role of Susie".
Oh, yee hoo. Like it's my dream to be Tori's understudy.
What's an understudy?
Aw, man! (throws cup against the wall)
An understudy is like a backup actor.
So if you get sick or something, your understudy takes over for your part in the play.
Yeah, if you get sick, or go missing, or GET HIT BY A BUS! [storms out]
[nervous] Uh... (Jade breaks something) she can't drive a bus, can she?
One time my brother painted part of his body purple.
Why did your brother paint part of his body purple?
He had a job interview... (smiles) He didn't get it.
There's a car parked in Robbie's butt!
Quit saying that!
(to Jade) Are you his girlfriend?
No, are you?
That is some juicy coughing and hacking.
Get out!
No! I'm leaving. [leaves]
Oh, and... uh, Robbie?
Yeah?
Spongebob underwear? [Robbie covers his abdomen in embarrassment]
I'll go get her dress off.
Nooooooo. (grabs her and holds her back)
She can't play the role and i'm the understudy!
I don't care; you've been acting like a gank all week. I'm not going to reward you by letting you play the lead!
There's an audience out there! The show must go on!
Yes. Yes, it must. And must, it shall!
I'm O negative? You did go through my medical records.
[Imitating Tori] "Told you I do my research."
Are you done with your little sabotage game?
[Imitating Tori] Done with what little sabotage game?
I am gonna win, right?
It hurts that you doubt me.
[looking at Andre kissing his girlfriend] Whoa, daddy.
It's raining.
I know.
Should we stop?
Or do you want to keep going?
Oh, he's coming. Don't let him know we were watching.
What's up?
Nothing.
Not a thing.
We were not watching you kiss that girl.
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