[Cat is upset and refusing to talk to Robbie at lunch] Cat? Cat, come on. You can't be mad at me over something that I did in your dream.
Well, would you at least tell me what I didn't do?
Fine. These little kids were trying to eat us, and you wouldn't even try to help me. You were just crying and yelling "No, no. Don't eat me. Eat her, eat her."
Well, I'm sorry. And if a bunch of little kids ever really do try to eat us, I promise to...well, why shouldn't they eat you first?
(Andre and Tori sit down)
I wanna live. There's things I've never tried. There's things I really, really, really wanna do.
What do you really, really, really wanna do?
Ride a pony. Take a cooking class. (Robbie pauses, embarrassed) Other things.
Robbie let a bunch of little kids eat me.
It's not my fault if dream children find you delicious.
(reads Trina's list) I have to pluck... her toe hair?
I'm sick of this. Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.
You didn't have a happy childhood?
My favorite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.
(aside, to Jade) You know, you don't have to help.
But, if we win and Kesha does do a private concert, only the people who help find the letters get to come.
[Imitating Tori] Only the people who help find the letters get to come.
Ooh, you don't look happy.
Trina giving you a rough time?
Yes. Do you know she sleep sweats?
Yeah, she made me go into her room last night every two hours, with a sponge, lift her arms, and then -
Tori. Hey, answer my phone.
You're her assistant, so do what she says.
Thank you, Jade. [touches Jade's arm]
(after she finds out the contest is still on) I can still win the contest.
[references Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory] Run for it, Tori. Run straight home and don't stop until you get there.
(Robbie is carrying a bucket of ice cream)
I don't think we should waste all this ice cream, so I'm gonna take it to that playground around the corner and give it to some little kids.
Uh, I don't know how kids mothers are gonna feel about a strange guy handing out-
(aside, to Beck) Let him do it.
(to Jade) No, you're terrible, you're a terrible influence-
Just let him do it. Just let him do it!
(Robbie walks into Tori's house looking beaten)
I went to the playground, I got off my bike, I yelled "Hey, kids, who wants some free ice cream?" And then their mothers chased me into an alley and beat me with sticks.
One big mom stepped on my neck.
(everyone is at Tori's looking for letters)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Cat, what'd you say?
H? Yes! (everybody runs to Cat)
She's got it! She got the H!
(laughs) I feel so loved.
Yeah. Didn't you get some more?
Nope. Check Ke$ha's last update. (Tori, Andre, Jade and Cat grab their phones)
(reads the update) "Congrats to the dude in Northridge who found all the letters and spelled out Ke$ha. Thanks for playing. Ke$ha later."
Great. I spent nine hours of my life violating pints of ice cream for nothing.
Well I got stick beat by vicious mothers.
(sadly) I hate everything.
(stands up) Well... (goes to Tori) ...don't be sad.
I am sad, cause I didn't marry a prince and I don't live in a magic sugar castle, and now, we can't win the Ke$ha concert which means that I gotta keep being Trina's stupid assistant for 28 more days.
Come on. It's okay. Maybe...maybe Trina will just forget about it.
I need the S! [starts whimpering and despairing on Andre's shoulder] Where is the S?
[hugging Tori] I don't know baby, I just don't know.
(the gang with the exception of Robbie and Rex are at the convenience store searching for the "$" to finish spelling "Ke$ha")
(frustrated after opening the Funky Nut Blast can) No. It's just a dumb... H.
Well maybe there's another pint.
(looking in the ice cream freezer) There's not. That's the only Funky Nut Blast.
(Tori leans against the freezer, starts whining, and then slides to the floor)
AJ Andre and Jade
(concerned) Tori.
(the kid at the store gives his conditions for giving them the "$")
K Kid
(pointing at Tori) I want to kiss you.
K Kid
(pointing at Cat) And her.
(Cat giggles)
K Kid
(pointing at Jade) And the freaky one.
Tori (locks kid out)
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