I'll twist your underpants!
OKAY!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
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I think Cat just said something pretty smart.
Sorry?
TSTori's Newest Status Update on TheSlap
My sister looks like an avocado exploded in her face. (Actually, that would be SO cool) FEELING: DEVIOUS
JJosh
[goes to Jade] Great work. [holds out his hand]
Whatever.
Come on. Give Tori a squeeze. [holds out her arms]
[hugs Tori]
Okay, well then it shouldn't be that hard to find someone to put up the money.
You'd really find me, someone, to put up the money to produce my play?
I meant that...
[Swings scissors] Hey! Did she not say, [Imitating Tori] It shouldn't be that hard to find someone to put up the money.
[after Robbie and Trina break Festus' arm]
I just wanted a tamale.
[very fast] Well, you went and broke his tamale-makin' arm so now what!!?
Okay, I can picture me, sitting on a pony, wearing a bright purple hat. I-I was wearing the purple hat, not-not the pony. Do they even make pony hats? Anyway, I was looking fabu!
CCreator
Okay, Jade, what do you hate?
Uh, tuna fish, flowers, uh, giggling, the word "panties", cilantro, rainbows, ducks...man, I hate ducks. Cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs, bras that hook in the front, the color yellow, carpeting...
You wanna watch it with us?
No. They rejected me!
Yeah, but i'm on it!
I gotta go change a lightbulb.
Um...oh! I know. I squirted hot cheese all over my friend and her current boyfriend, who was my ex-boyfriend, and then I kissed him right in front of her, which I felt really bad about. But then it was okay, 'cause she punched me right in the face.
[Tori and Beck's fake phone conversation:]
Hey, it's Beck.
Hi, baby.
Sup?
My parents aren't home.
Oh, that sounds pretty good.
I know! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
So, guess what I want?
Aw, you want me to tickle your tummy?
Yeah, sure.
You should come over.
Yeah, my girlfriend's not gonna like that.
I won't tell her.
Okay, I'll be there soon.
Alright. Love you, miss you.
You make me happy.
[kisses phone] Muaahh!
Bye.
Later. [hangs up]
She almost KILLED me!
I wouldn't have actually killed you.
Oh, aren't you sweet.
Hey, Beck. (sticks arm under his nose) Smell my arm. No perfume — that's my natural scent.
I have to live with her.
(to Beck) Your lemonade, sir.
Thanks. Hey, why's it pink?
It's pink lemonade.
I've never seen any pink lemons.
There are no pink lemons.
So what makes it pink?
Well... you know, it's — shut up!
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