Hate this.
Thousand bucks.
Not enough.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I love the Waggafuffels! [sings] Wagga Wagga Wagga Waggafuffels left and right, Wagga Wagga Waggafuffels day and night! Wagga Wagga Wagga-
RRex
Shut up!
[hurt] Rex told me to shut up!
Yes, thank you, Rex.
This is a very nice thing you guys are doing here.
Yeah, yeah. Thousand bucks, right?
Apparently we're the Diddly Bops!
Do another song!
(cheerfully) No!
Happy birthday Henry!
We did this for money. [leaves]
DDevon
[points his finger at Jade] She wrote a bad word!
I write what I feel.
Well, it doesn't mean your life is over.
RRex
It kinda is.
(Jade rips Rex's arm off)
It's catchy.
Catchy like a rash.
[smiles and claps] That song is so awesome! How'd you turn Favorite Foods into that?
AAndrè
I just stopped drinking my chocolate beverage and got busy.
[carrying the hamburger costume downstairs] How did Jade fit her boobs in this hamburger?
LKLittle kid
That guy's like a hundred years old!
I'm 34!
What's wrong with weird and disturbing?
(sees him behind her, then brief silence) Uh...your pants are unzipped.
...I know.
Just drag the body out by the dumpster and don't say nothing to nobody!
Who sings when they're falling to the bottom of a well?
Batman?
I don't think Batman sings.
I don't see you smacking my money!
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