Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Just - just keep your mouth open!
(muffled) That is so not helping!
Here she is.
Trina!
What happened?!
Look at my tounge It's massive!
Oh, my god, it's huge!
Somebody do something!
Are you the school nurse?
Yeah. Does anybody know how this happened?
The chinese herb gargle!
Whoa, whoa! She can't go on stage wearing that!
Excuse me?!
You guys, Sikowitz really wants everybody back in class.
And you really wanted a date to the prom last year, but you didn't get one, did you?
What's that supposed to mean?!?!
Rex!!!
Tell your puppet to quit being mean to me!
I went to the pet store and got us a dog.
That’s right I’m the family dog uh woof.
Sikowitz’s would you please tell Tori that dogs walk on 4 legs, not 2 and don’t talk.
Tori, if you're going to play a dog you have to act like one.
Uh-oh looks like this dog has bugs in her fur.
Uh woof.
Ew!
Aw it's okay. I read on the Internet that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs.
Maybe you shouldn't, uh....
Jade.
(Jade pours the coffee on Tori anyway, and Tori gets up and looks at Jade in humiliation)
What's the prob, dog?
(Tori angrily storms out of the classroom and into the hallway)
My name's Cat.
Like the animal!
What's that supposed to mean?!
Nothing! I...I love cats.
Oh, me too! They're so cute. [walks off]
This school's not normal.
Really?
You're not normal either. I've seen what you can do on stage. You're special. You're fantastic. You belong at this school. [starts to walk off, then looks at her again] Normal's boring. [Cat shows up]
It's true!
That normal's boring?
No, that no one asked me to the prom.
Okay, first I'd like to introduce our new student, Tori, and I'd like to thank Tori for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.
Why'd you give him two dollars?
I thought he was homeless.
Why are you rubbing my boyfriend?
Jade, kiss your boyfriend on your own time.
Oh, I will...
You know, you're actually not terrible. You're really going to quit Hollywood Arts?
What do you think I should do?
I think you should come back.
Why?
So I won't be known at school as the girl with the lame, little sister who quit on her first day...and I think you were really good in the Big Showcase.
(Tori smiles) Thanks, Trina.
But I would have been amazing!
Tori, you're back. You ever thought about coming in through the window?
No.
Think about it.
See, it's just a high school.
Uh, this is not just a high school. These kids are all artsy and creative and talented and I'm just... normal.
It's okay, there's nothing wrong with being average. Anyway, you're not alone. I got your back.
Okay, though...
Trina! Eric Paulson got his hair straightened!
Shut up! Oh my god!
(Trina and her friend walk off speaking unintelligibly.)
I'm alone!
Hey, whatcha doin?
Calling my mom to tell her I want to go back to my old school.
Why?
Cause I don't like having black coffee in my hair!
Then I'll get you some cream and sugar. Everything'll be chill.
So let's hear your horn!
Yeah, play that funky music, white girl!
You know I'm half Latina.
Then hit it, muchacha!
Oh, great, so she gets an A- and I get a broken eye and a black nose
(correcting her) I think you meant--
I know what I meant.
My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, like a baby meatball!
Meatballs are brown.
YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! [angrily takes her drink and leaves the table]
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