Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Kids are easy! All you have to do is make silly faces. Oh, and kids love jokes. This one never fails. Okay, why did the cookie go to the doctor? [pause] You're supposed to ask why.
Raven (bitterly) Why?
He went because he was feeling a little crummy! Ha, ha, ha! Get it?
(telling a story) Last year on my birthday, my friends got me a cake and some balloons. But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon, this scary red demon with horns, took over the world, and there was fire everywhere, and then this ugly guy Slade, who had a skeleton for a face, came after me, and...
(The kids look terrified)
...my friends saved me and we all had cake, the end! (grins awkwardly)
[After Kid Flash escaped the H.I.V.E. Five and trashed their base before Madame Rouge arrived]
It was Kid Flash - he trashed it!
SILENCE!
[They all go silent]
[intimidated] Yes Ma'am.
Just give me one more chance! I won't disappoint you.
You hope to impress me, don't you? Perhaps someday you wish to be like me?
[Extreme close up of Jinx's face; a surprised little smile comes over it as the camera zooms in slightly. This is met with a contemptuous little chuckle from the walking Shop.]
Most unlikely. [walking away] I will catch him myself.
[She walks to the door and let herself out.]
[turns around to the others] We have to find Kid Flash before she does. It's the only way to prove that we're not completely worthless.
Are you Kidding?
I'm not getting in her way.
Me neither!
Me neither!
Me neither!
Me neither!
What he said!
Then I guess I'm on my own.
[She grabs Gizmo's gun. After patting the top of his head, she strides away.]
Go, you take them! I'll take the wheel!
For the last time, you’re NOT driving the T-Car!
But what about my secret identity?
What secret identity? You're green.
[The Brotherhood of Evil has captured every Teen Titan, so nobody answers Robin's communicator]
[in desperation] Anyone!
[last lines of the series]
[to Beast Boy] Okay, you've got two minutes.
Maybe you don't remember, but I do. You're my friend. You're a Teen Titan.
You're wrong.
You don't belong here, Terra.
Stop calling me that!
It's who you are.
What do you want from me?
Why can't things just go back to the way they were? You were so happy then.
Things were never the way you remember. Now just leave me alone.
[hands her his communicator] Here. Take this. In case you're in trouble, in case you need me, you can call me any time.
I don't need it.
But...
Time's up.
Terra...
Things change, Beast Boy. The girl you want me to be is just a memory.
[over communicator] Come in, Beast Boy. We need your help!
Come with me.
[shakes her head] You go. You're the Teen Titan. That's who you are. That's not me. I'm not a hero. I'm not out to save the world. I'm just a girl with a geometry test next period and I haven't studied.
[The bell rings and students exit their classrooms; Terra backs away and Beast Boy watches her fade away into the background]
[last line of the series; to Robin] Beast Boy to Robin. I'm on my way. Over.
[He runs out of the school and into the light, ending the series]
Here I am, once again Feeling lost but now and then I breathe it in To let it go
You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action
[In Tori's house]
Bread mold
Bread mold
Furry
Furry
Mushy
Mushy
Next, the fish mold
Fish mold
[enters] I am so upset! You won't believe who I got partnered with for the big showcase.
Who?
Andre Harris, a 10th grader!
What's the big showcase?
It's a performance they put on at her school "every" year where they...
[cutting in] They invite agents and directors and producers and other super powerful people in show business and it's extremely important to me, which is why I am very upset, and [dramatically throws him out] goooooodbyeeeee.
Hey! Ian and I have a science project due tomorrow. I have to turn in my mold bush.
No Andrew is coming over and you've got to help us figure out what I'm going to be doing in the big showcase. I DEFINITELY want to sing, (sings off key) How was that?
Loud!
Awesome. (doorbell rings) He's here. (she walks to answer the door, Tori follows) STAY! (Trina answers the door) Come in!
Thanks.
Tori, that's Andrew
Andre.
Hey.
You go to Hollywood Arts, too?
Ohh no, I'm not a performer. Just my sister.
Yep, I've got the talent and she's got the strong teeth. You know, she's never had one cavity.
I try not to brag about it. (Andre walks to the piano)
Ooh, nice piano! (plays)
Oh, my god! You're fantastic!
He's okay. (Andre sniffs Tori's hand)
Fish mold. (Andre drops Tori's hand)
Tori's Slap Update': 5 DAYS helping Trina and Andre rehearse. Trina's driving me INSANE!
Andre (on phone) No, Grandma, listen...there is no way that you can drown at my school...you're not going to fall in a toilet...(pretends to lose signal) look...look I got to...I'LL CALL YOU LATER! (hangs up)
Your grandmother's coming to the big showcase?
Yeah its going to be the first time she's left the house in six years.
Why?
The woman is afraid of everything - people, umbrellas, Rabbis, bikinis, breakfast foods.
So if she saw a Rabbi in a bikini eating pancakes...
The woman would burst into flames.
(off screen) You guys, come on!
Back to rehearsal.
Lets go.
(in a light blue dress) So? What do you think? (turns around) Fabulous, right?
You really need to wear that just to rehearse?
A performer needs to feel the part to be the part!
I thought we talked about not tapping my nose anymore.
(laughs) Okay, we got the comedy stuff down, so let's start with my song.
And by your song, I'm guessing you mean the song that I wrote.
No one cares who wrote the song! (laughs) Now, go. (Andre plays first notes) SLOWER!
(Andre is startled)
(off-key) You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action! You'll never gonna fade...
Trina?
Trina ...you'll be the - WHAT?!
I-I think Andre was right! You should let him play the song in a faster tempo!
No, it has to be a power ballad! So, all the important people can hear my range! And vocal clarity!
But, I just think -
No, just take it from "When I make it shine."
(Andre continues playing)
(off-key) When I make it shine! (holds note) Well?
Do you have any aspirin?
(Tori gives a handful of aspirin)
Ditching school - going to Trina's BIG SHOWCASE!!!
Oh, hi! You must be Andre's grandmother?
I don't know you! (hides)
(Trina's screaming in pain in the background)
(walks down the aisle) Excuse me, you're Trina's parents?
Yes.
Why?
Please come with me.
(The Vega's follow Lane, Charlotte peers out from behind seats)
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