[after stage fighting class concludes]
[in a flirty tone] Hey, partner. I can't wait for our fight... scene...
Gulp.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Tori and Jade doing their fight scene)
[as a robber] Gimme your money!
[as an elderly grandmother] WHAT?!
I ain't playing, gimme your money and your watch!
Well wouldn't you rather have this? [Tori swings her cane above Jade]
[after falling to the floor] OW!.....BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!
She's bleeding!
TTeacher
Are you okay?
[covering her left eye with her hand] NO! Tori hit me in the face FOR REAL!
[defending herself] No, I didn't!
Tell that to my bloody eye! OW!
DDerek
Is that mac and cheese?
Who cares?!
DDerek
[Muttering] Just wanted to know if it was mac and cheese...
[comes in and looks at Tori. The two stare at each other for a few seconds] ...I don't get it.
What?
I know Andre told you that I faked everything. The blood, the black eye- what is that, mac and cheese?
DDerek
Looks like it, right?
Why'd you hit Jade in the face with a cane?
I didn't!
Ok, I believe you! Don't hit me!
Well, it looked like he was hurting you.
[suspiciously] Why do you care?
Because I figured he already suffers enough pain dating you
[retaliating] You wanna see pain?
Hey! Why don't we go sit over there? [Both Beck and Jade walk away]
(Cat and Robbie come to see Tori)
Hey, Tori!
Yeah, hey, hi.
Whatcha doin'?
Things.
RRex
(to Tori) Hey, waddup, girl? You got a numb tongue?
(Tori looks at Rex)
(to Rex) Alright, that's a time out, mister.
(Cat and Robbie put Rex inside Robbie's backpack)
RRex
No, no time out. Don't you put me in this backpack. I'm serious, Rob.
(enters) Hey, what goes on?
We're going to get some iced coffee.
(to Robbie) I thought caffeine makes you vibrate.
Sometimes it's nice.
(Robbie needs someone to help him with his Grandmother's computer)
Will one of you come with me?
Sure, I love old people. It's so cute how they shake when they pour their juice.
Now, before I take you in there, I should warn you.
About...?
My grandmother, she can be...critical.
That's okay, I take criticism really well.
No, you don't.
What's that supposed to mean?
Just that you don't take criticism very well
Why don't you just kick me in the face?
I'm sorry, I take it back.
(brightly) Okay.
(Robbie knocks on the door)
I've got a gun!
No, Mamaw, it's me, Robbie.
(Mammaw opens the door)
Hi.
Hi.
Come in. (whispers to Robbie) is she your girlfriend?
No.
Good, you can do better.
[of Cat's hair] Why did you do that to your hair?
What, you mean the color?
Do you hate your mother?
I love my mother.
Oh, how about she's the whole reason why I got into Hollywood Arts?
Now you're digging.
Yay, I'm diggy.
I wrote a song for you. I rehearsed it. With people! I performed it for you.
... Yeah, I think you were a little flat on that last chorus. [Tori grabs her by her shirt] Oh! Can't hit your sister during her birthweek.
A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems.
My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.
You're gonna have to get her another present.
I know that.
Got a cheese guy...
I'm NOT giving her cheese. Maybe I should just give up and accept the fact that I'm not gonna find anything good and Trina's gonna hate me for the next six months.
I can't believe you hit me in the head.
I can't believe you're not deep enough to appreciate a gift that totally came from my heart.
A song is not a gift.
It IS too.
Can I wear a song? No. Can I eat a song? No. Can I flaunt a song and make people jealous? No, you failed.
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