“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[About the puppets] Aww, isn't that cute? Puppet Cy has a light-up eye.

Yeah. They got all the details just right.

Speak for yourself! I'm way better looking than this. And taller.

Someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands.

[giggles] I have never seen such a whimsical device. [voicing puppet Starfire] "Hello, Starfire". [normal voice] Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!

Dude, my puppet is totally kicking your puppet's butt!

Not for long.

[his puppet pushes Beast Boy's puppet and it accidentally hits Cyborg's puppet]

You wanna piece of me little man?

Come on, show me whatcha got, Beast Boy!

Boys...

Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?

[tosses her puppet to her] Knock yourself out.

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[voiceover; whispering] The boys! Raven, what are we gonna…?

[Raven, now in Starfire's body, pulls on a string, turning the light on. She stares at Starfire, who is in her own body]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Starfire?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Raven?! [gasps] You're me! [gasps again as she looks at herself] And I'm you!

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Starfire [in Raven's body]: Oh, Raven, this is awful! Terribly, horribly awful!

[As Raven climbs out, they walk down a path. Starfire gradually panics as she talks, causing the black telekinesis to bend three parking meters, makes two boxes shoot out sheets of newspaper like geysers, and a mailbox to melt]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Tell me about it.

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies, while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies, which he's using to hunt us down, and you and I are in the wrong bodies, and… [gasps as Raven puts her hand on her shoulder]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotions. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.

Starfire [in Raven's body]: But what if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? And what if I'm stuck, looking like this forever?!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we'll rescue the boys, and we'll get our bodies back. What's wrong with the way I look?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Nothing.

[As Starfire holds her hands up, a walk sign explodes]

Starfire [in Raven's body]: I'll try to calm down. [closes her eyes as she sighs, then spreads her arms out] Peace, quiet, tranquil…

[A blast causes a car to get launched in the air, then crash lands on its roof on the road]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: We're so doomed.

[An eagle screech from Beast Boy as an eagle. The duo look up as Starfire points]

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Beast Boy!

[He dives in after the girls]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: You mean zombie Beast Boy. Run!!

[The girls run in an alley. Still in Starfire's body, Raven flaps her arms and jumps, as if trying to fly]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Fly! Fly!

[The girls slow to a walk]

Starfire [in Raven's body]: We cannot fight them again. I do not wish to, and in our present condition we would surely be defeated!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: OK, how do you fly this thing?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: You must feel flight.

Raven [in Starfire's body]: What?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: When you feel the unbridled joy of flight, you will fly!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Unbridled joy...Not really my thing.

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Look!

[They spot zombie Beast Boy]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: What do I have to feel to use star bolts?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Righteous fury!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Your alien strength?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Boundless confidence!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Never mind.

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[In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life] If you think that's cool, wait till you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark.

[He starts snapping his jaws, mimicking a shark. Cyborg presses the 'off' switch controlling Beast Boy's microphone]

[Now muffled] Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!

[Turns it back on] Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.

Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?

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[As a squid, chasing the Titans as they sink] I got it, I got it! [Two whales pass him] Huh? [The two whales save the Titans] They got it? How come they got it?

Aqualad

Because I asked for their help.

You talk to fish? Yeah right!

Aqualad

I'm talking to you, aren't I?

Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid.

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Tell Slade if he wants this, he can come get it himself!

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Now talk! Who's Slade? Why does he want this chip? And why are you working...for...him?

Excellent work, Robin.

Slade!

Really, I think your skills are improving.

No more games! What do you want?

But you do lack patience. If you're really so curious about my intentions, perhaps we should meet face to face.

Tell me where you're hiding and I'll be there in a heartbeat!

Patience, Robin. Patience.

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O.K, all work and no flicks makes me a dull Beast Boy. So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?

[Sarcastically] Gee. They both sound so good.

Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!

Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us? Tell me, is he-?

-In the exact same place he's been since his little chat session with Slade? Uh, yeah.

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Robin? I am wondering if you might wish to-

No... thanks. But I need to figure out why Slade wanted that chip.

Agreed; and perhaps if you were to take a break, the answer would be easier to-

I can't. You almost got hurt. Next time could be worse. He's planning something; I have to find out what.

But Robin, I am sure that- [he closes the door]

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Rumor has it, you're interested in this.

I'm interested in many things, Mr. …

X. Red X.

Hmmm. Catchy. So, are you proposing a sale or a gift?

A partnership. I give you the chip, you cut me in on your plans.

Partnership. My, my, we are ambitious. But an alliance cannot be forged from one small chip. If you're going to win my trust, I'll require more.

Just tell me what you want.

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Impressive, Red X. I tapped into the security cameras to catch your performance. You treated the Titans to quite a show.

Glad you enjoyed it. Is the audition over?

Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build. One last test. Prove yourself and we'll meet to discuss your future.

Good.

[He takes the mask off, revealing himself to be Robin.]

It's about time we met face to face.

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Excellent work. Honestly, I couldn't have done better myself.

So, do we have a deal?

Indeed. You and I are so very much alike. It seems only natural that we should be partners.

What are they for? I need to know what we're planning… partner.

Patience. You can't expect me to trust you with such sensitive information right away… can you… Robin?

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Careful. I wouldn't want you getting hurt.

I'm not the one who's going to get hurt. Now hand them over!

Robin. I thought we had a deal.

Sorry. I have a strict rule against giving stolen technology to psychos.

How very noble of you. But stealing in order to trap me? That wasn't so noble. Two wrongs don't make a-

Don't ever lecture me! Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!

On the contrary, Robin, it's just begun.

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You… saved me?

I'm not through with you.

[He hauls Robin back up and tosses him across the rooftop. The brawl starts all over again, until Robin seems to have the upper hand.]

This ends now!

[He pulls the man's mask off. It's revealed to be another robot.]

Patience, Robin. We'll meet face to face some other time. Oh, and speaking of time…

[The timer is set as the robot was about to self-destruct.]

Heh. At least he didn't get the chips.

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You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them.

I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?

I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him.