Perhaps I do not belong here after all.
Of course you don't. You belong down there, having fun with the rest of us. What's wrong?
Nothing is wrong. Everything is wonderful. [He sits by her.] The pounding music and blinding lights are quite enjoyable. Everything is not wonderful. I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the cool moves, and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels. [sighs.] And I am nothing like her.
No, you're not. And I think-
[wearing a bright pink wig] How do I look?
Pink. Look, can you give us a minute here?
C2 Centauri 2
By the name of the Grand Centauri Empire, you are all under arrest. [pulls out a badge]
Uh, you can't be the good guys. We're the good guys.
C2 Centauri 2
And we are Centauri Police.
C1 Centauri 1
The Tamaranean girl is a liar and a thief! [points to Starfire] She's committed high crimes throughout the entire Centauri system.
I have never even been to the Centauri Moons.
But I know someone who has.
[He takes the necklace off Starfire, showing the gem Blackfire gave her earlier. Starfire gasps.]
[to the police giving back the necklace] You've been chasing the wrong girl. [turns to the others] Where's Blackfire?
[sees a dark figure zooming through the sky] Uh...
Don't worry, Starfire. She won't get away with this!
Aww, you're mad. I know, I should have told you I was leaving, but you know how I hate goodbyes and-
You are a criminal, and you were going to let me take your place in jail!
You will give back what you have stolen and turn yourself over to the police!
And what will you do if I don't?
[Blackfire warms up a starbolt and lets her have it.]
I always was the better fighter.
I am just glad that the truth was discovered before I was replaced.
What are you talking about?
Well, you… everyone was having such fun with her, and then Cyborg said-
Look. Your sister was... interesting, but she could never take your place. No one could ever take your place.
How could you lose the remote?
What makes you so sure I lost it?
Hey! Just because I lost that video game-
Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
Dude, I've been most of those animals!
I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.
Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.
There's no meat in pepperoni!
Noooo! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been... alphabetized. How am l ever gonna find anything?
They went in my room. No one should ever go into my room.
[gasps as she pops up from the kitchen counter] Someone has disposed of all our blue furry food!
[lifts the couch] You gotta be kidding me! The whole place gets cleaned and l still can't find the ---
[Robin whistles, and points at the remote, who's in the coffee table.]
Ha! [sets the couch down. As Robin is switching channels, his teammates sit in the couch] l guess we really oughta be training for battles, tracking down clues, and trying to figure out who Slade is, huh?
We will. But right now, l'm just happy to be part of the team.
Is this punishment? I did something wrong?
Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things! You are a...A KLORBAG VARBLENELK!
[Beast Boy crawls out as a spider from under a pile of rubble that seemingly fell on top of Starfire. Turns back into normal form]
Star? Starfire? Where are you? [climbs down] Come on! Gimme a sign here! [He starts to dig.] You have to be alright, okay? 'Cause I-it was just a joke, you know? Back at the Tower, and...I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry. It was supposed to be funny. And you could've been hurt, and... [softly] ...I'm a total klorbag.
[A shadow comes over him. Beast Boy looks over his shoulder]
[It is revealed to Starfire who is standing behind him]
[Turns into kitten again and jumps into her arms]
[laughs] I am glad you are unharmed as well.
[Beast Boy takes normal form again]
I am so sorry. You gotta forgive me.
I already have. Now those evil brothers must be made to apologize.
I don't think they are evil. I think they're just like me.
Mmm-mmm. Would you look at that. A little sunshine, a little breeze. Only one thing could make this day better. Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!
Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
Shh. I think he's coming to. Cyborg! Are you all right? [He and Starfire pulls him up.]
Something musta gone wrong with my systems. [Checks his power cell.] Oh, man! My power cell's dying.
It's only a battery. I'm fine. Happens every couple of years. Just a natural part of being unnatural.
You keep playing. I go home and change batteries. [He starts walking away.]
You sure you don't want help?
Just 'cause I can't have fun doesn't mean y'all can't.
F Fixit
Charging is complete. The new power cell is functioning properly.
Yeah. I'm feeling better. Lots better.
F Fixit
Of course you are. I am Fixit. Things come to me broken. I make repairs. Let me see. Yes...yes...hmm...pity. Interesting. The damage is too extensive. Perhaps if we can find another processor.
Well, thanks...for everything.
F Fixit
You are not repaired, not fully.
F Fixit
My examination revealed many flaws, serious flaws.
Serious? How serious? What's wrong with me?
F Fixit
There is no cause for alarm. More repairs are needed. More repairs will be made.
But, I feel fine. Are you sure I'm-?
F Fixit
Quite. Will you remain? It is for the best.
Well, yeah, I guess. Let me just tell my friends where I am.
[Fix it sabotage his systems as he jammed his communications.]
Whoa! Something really is wrong with me.
F Fixit
Rest now. You may contact your friends later. I am sure they are not too concerned.
F Fixit
So... beautiful. I had forgotten how beautiful... a world... through your eyes...
You're asking the wrong robot. My sensors must be on the blank cause they're sayin' we're in Titans Tower.
Riiight. So how do we get back?
Come on! I'm serious. We're on a rock in the middle of- [He gets cut off by rocks forming a path in front of the two] Oh. If sending us to Weirdsville is Raven's idea of a joke, I am so not laughing.
Hey, she didn't send us here! You're the one who went snooping in her room and popping zits in her magic mirror!
Who booby traps a mirror?
Maybe it wasn't a trap, maybe its Raven's way home. Maybe this is where she's from.
Definitely creepy enough.
[After being narrowly saved from falling nevermore by the ground turning 180 degrees]
Raven?! How did-- Where-- What just-- Why are you wearing pink?
HR Happy Raven
'Cause it's my favorite colour?
Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but I don't suppose you'd know how to get home?
HR Happy Raven
The Forbidden Door. It's the only way out. But you don't wanna go there. Not now.
BB Beast Boy, Cyborg
Uh... yeah, we do!
HR Happy Raven
Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you!
[She leads them to the door, pretending to be an aeroplane. Cyborg and Beast Boy follow her]
Have you ever seen her this happy?
Dude, I didn't even think Raven could do happy.
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