Make him laugh!
[to Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark? Fimbar! Um... boogers?
Hahahahaha! Boogers! Oh, man!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever.
Beast Boy had a brain?
[wakes up and laughs] Ha ha! Good one! [stops] Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...
You lost my car?... My car lost a race?!
TThief
No way, we beat him easy. She handled like a dream!
She did? How'd she take the curves 'cause, Y'know, I've been working on the suspension, and-d-d-d-d- Don't try to distract me! Who has her now?
Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
What are you doing here?
Looking for your car. Soon as we turned Overload in to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Maybe. Maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little of my soul into whatever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda what happened here. It wasn't just a car. It was… your baby.
Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
[Raven smiles]
And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
[Sees Gizmo drive off in his car] He'll get ketchup on the seats!
Dangerous behavior, Robin. You must be very eager to see me. I'm flattered.
I'm not here to see you. I'm here to stop you.
Hmm. But how can you stop me, when you don't even know what I'm planning?
Like this.
Excellent, Robin. We appear to be evenly matched and equally ruthless. Not surprising. You and I are so very much alike.
I'm nothing like you! You're a criminal, a psychopath! All you care about is destruction!
And all you care about, you destroy. [Showing the crumbled rocks that look like the Titans.]
No... who are you?! [He rips off Slade's mask, revealing his own face laughing evilly. He wakes up]
[offscreen] It's him. [He's behind the door.] It's Slade.
[On computer screen] Good morning, Teen Titans. I do hope I didn't wake you.
[Yawning] What are you, an insomniac? Who calls at five in the morning-? [Raven elbows him]
What do you want?
Well, that's precisely what you've been trying to find out, isn't it? And in spite of all your efforts, you're still in the dark about my intentions. Disappointing, Robin. I expected a little more from you.
Like I care what you-
But since you've been unable to discover my plan, I suppose I'll just have to reveal it myself. I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
No!
[Gasps]
Uh-oh.
No way! ...um, what's a crouton detonator?
It eradicates all chronotons within a localized area, utterly destroying the temporal component of the space-time continuum.
Hmm?
It stops time. Permanently.
[Beast Boy faints.]
If he triggers that thing downtown, it'll freeze-frame the entire city.
Tell me where!
You're a clever boy, Robin. I'm sure you and your little friends can figure it out. However, since I control the detonation, time is not on your side.
Hurry, young Titans. Your time is running out.
[appearing behind Slade] Actually… we just went into overtime.
Robin. Welcome. I've been expecting you for some time. I was beginning to wonder if Cinderblock was too much of a challenge. Looking for this? Well… here it is. If you want it, come and take it.
Come now, Robin. You'll have to do better than that. I haven't even broken a sweat.
[As Robin is terminated to win, Slade grabs his hand as his counter move]
Good technique.
[Slade bends his arm and throws Robin across the room.]
Good, but not perfect.
I understand your frustration, Robin. You hate losing as much as I do. One of the many qualities we have in common.
[Robin knocks Slade down, he picks up the remote]
It's over, Slade!
On the contrary, Robin.
Huh?
[It breaks apart in his hand.]
This is only the beginning.
Where's the real trigger?
Trigger? There is no trigger. Because there is no detonator.
Nanoscopic probes. The Chronoton Detonator was merely the bait for a much larger trap. You see, with the push of a button… [He shows that his thumb it's on the trigger] …my probes will destroy your friends from the inside out.
You can't control them. No matter what you threaten, they'll never obey you.
This isn't about your friends, Robin. It's about you. It's always been about you.
What?
Sending trouble your way. Leaving cryptic clues for you to unravel. I was testing you. For some time now, I have been searching for… an apprentice. Someone to follow in my footsteps. And Robin, I've chosen you. Congratulations.
No way would I ever work for-
[Slade shows Robin the kill switch attempting to use it]
If you join me… if you swear to serve me… if you never speak to your friends again… I will allow them to live. But… if you disobey even the smallest request… I will annihilate them, Robin - and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?
[Closing line]
I know it seems bad now. But trust me, you'll learn to like it.
Robin? Robin! Please, Robin, where are you?
Starfire, enough. You've been calling for forty-five minutes.
Perhaps if I just try one more-
Come on, Star. If he's gonna pick up, he'd have done it by now. Besides, you're kinda giving me a headache.
But why does he not respond? Where could he be?
Robin and Cinderblock definitely went a few rounds, but I can't tell who won, or where they went.
No sign of him here, either. His locator is still offline. I've been monitoring all the frequencies, but he hasn't checked in.
Oh, we are bad friends! We should never have left Robin to do battle alone.
Yeah, especially since Slade's big doodad was a dud.
The Chronoton Detonator wasn't a dud. It was a decoy to lure us away from Robin, and we fell for it.
I shoulda known that thing was a fake!
But why? Why did Slade wish to separate us from Robin?
And if the detonator was a decoy…
…what was Slade's real plan?
Titans! Trouble!
Excellent, Robin. I'm pleased. You're already proving to be the perfect apprentice.
This deal can't last forever.
It can. And it will. The Titans still have no idea that my Chronoton Detonator was more than a decoy. Now that my probes are inside their bodies, they could remain undetected for years, decades. Unless, of course, you disobey me, and I decide to destroy your former friends with a push of the button.
Sooner or later, you'll let your guard down. I will get that controller, and the instant they're out of danger, you will pay.
That sounds like a threat, young man. Quite a good threat, actually. Betrayal, destruction, revenge. We really do think alike. I monitored your vital signs during the mission. Elevated heart rate, adrenaline, endorphins. You won't admit it, but at some level, you enjoyed stealing for me. It was a thrill, wasn't it? You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you.
I already have a father.
You're not walking outta here, Robin! Not without a fight. Titans! Go!
[As the Titans are ready to fight him, Robin dodges their attacks and escape through the air vents to go to the roof]
[through earpiece] Not so fast, Robin. You have yet to achieve your objective.
The device was too heavily guarded. I'll have to steal it another-
NO! Go back. Unless you want me to destroy them, go back and fight.
Robin! Look, I don't know what's going on, but we don't want to fight. We just want to talk.
[Robin uses a high flying kick that drives Cyborg back past the other three.]
Guess there's nothing to talk about.
[Beast Boy tries to take him down, but Robin manages to pin him on the 'A' in Wayne Enterprise sign.]
Please-
[He runs pass her to fight the others instead.]
[aiming his proton cannon] Don't make me…
[He powers it down]
[While Raven and Cyborg tries to subdue Robin, Beast Boy escapes the sign letter as a snake and then turns into a bullhorn sheep and rams him]
Dude! Are you okay?
[He then kicks BB and hurls him at Cyborg.]
Fight to win, Robin. Use the thermal blaster.
Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!
[She uses spell lifts up and binds Robin. However, he scales a disc at her and explodes on the sign causing in her face a blinding flash.]
I…can't…see!
[Raven falls to the roof]
No!
[Cyborg is blocking Robin’s punches.]
Come on, man, don't make me do this! I don't want to do this!
[Activates the weapon again. Robin low foot sweeps him, making Cyborg lose his balance. Robin goes to run off the top of the building, only to be stopped by Starfire raising her starbolt at him.]
Stop! Do. Not. Move.
I thought I told you to use that blaster. Attack! Now!
[Robin raises the weapon and points it on Starfire.]
Robin, you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead. [She lowers her arm.] Do what you must.
[He lowers his arm as well.] Starfire, no! I- [the earpiece screeches feedback in his ear]
ROBIN! I gave you an order. If you won't attack, my probes will.
[He pushes the button. The nano probes slowly begins to kill Starfire]
Starfire!
[He sees that it's also happening to the other Titans too.]
Stop! Please stop!
Attack, Robin. It's the only way to save them. Attack with everything you've got.
Robin…
[He points the blaster down at her and whispers] I’m sorry. [He fires.]
That's my boy.
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