My mother told me I should look out for my little sister.
Someone should look out for you.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I've had it with this bozo! I'm so mad at this guy I could punch his lights out!
Hey, Slater, who are you talking about?
You, you slimeball! Go ahead, take my sister to the Sock Hop! But you won't see me there!
Zack (to Kelly): Look I know it's supposed to be over between us, and I know we're friends now, but Kelly, I don't feel that way. You're the only girl for me and you always will be.
Screech, we're sorry we forgot your birthday.
We're even sorrier we made you hall monitor.
Wait, I've got it. This is genius. Today, we'll give Screech a surprise party.
But his birthday was yesterday.
That's the surprise.
Now this will make Bayside history. It won't be just any surprise party. It'll be the most daring birthday party ever!
Sounds exciting.
Jessie (getting nervous): Wait, I don't know about this. It sounds dangerous. I'm getting nervous!
Will someone shoot her with a tranquilizer dart?
Mirror, mirror from the mall, who's the awesomest of them all? (to Lisa) If you say Jessie, I'll brain you!
Uh, I pass! Next question, please!
I wanna announce to one and all that I love the mirror from the mall!
And if you touch me, I swear I'll knock you through the wall!
(While an earthquake is going on)
Oh my gosh, it's a volcano!
BBBecky Belding
Why don't you get me ginger ale, with a big scoop of peanut butter?
Ah, that's my favorite combination too.
Well, Screech, maybe you're pregnant.
Oh, don't be ridiculous, Lisa. I'm not even married!
Tell her I'll think about it.
Jessie said, "Once a pig, always a pig."
That's my mama.
Kelly (while looking at Artie the lizard): Aww, he looks so peaceful when he sleeps.
Oh, please. You're going gaga over something that burps bugs.
I think he looks a little pale.
Maybe he's sick.
Why would he be sick? (Screech walks over) Hey, Screech, come here. Take a peek at Artie. Does he look any different to you?
No.
See?
Except for the fact that he's dead.
(singing) Oh Artie boy, the bugs, the bugs, are buzzing. There's gnats and ants, mostquitoes on the fly. And there'll be bugs for breakfast lunch and dinner in that big chameleon banquet in the sky.
[When the gang re-writes Screech's school song]
There you are, you butchers! You've totally changed my song!
No, we didn't, Screech. It's still about Bayside.
Yeah, and we used most of the words you did. "The", "and", "it". "Bayside".
Oh. Well, in that case, it's okay then.
Bayside Glee Club (singing their school song): It seems like only yesterday we started, but soon we'll put away our books and pens. We'll go on with our lives once we have parted, but how can we say farewell to our friends? The double dates, the parties, and the dances, crammin' for a midterm until 3:00. The football games, the Max, and the romances, soon Bayside will be just a memory. Our 4 years here have all become unraveled, and so our high school story finally ends. But years from now, no matter where we've traveled, we'll all look back and think about our friends.
We all have one last message for the class of 2003.
Take care of our planet so that the kids of 2103 can enjoy it as much as we do. Peace and love.
Bayside was the first real home I ever had, so be good to it or I'll come and get you.
All my fashion secrets are taped to the back of my old locker, number 144. In the meantime, keep on rocking, Bayside.
Class of 2003, let me leave you with one wise thought. Be kind to all geeks, dweebs and nerds. Ten years from now, they'll be the ones with all the money.
No matter what happens, keep on smiling and when life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade.
High school is the best time of your life. So love, live it, and if you have any time left, do some homework.
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