Jessie (after Lisa gives Screech a kiss): Lisa, I thought you didn't like him. Why did you kiss him?
I'm gonna miss him, he's a decent guy.
Lisa, he once got dressed, and THEN took a shower. He may be decent, but he's still a dorky guy.
Well, if it wasn't for that "dorky guy," you wouldn't be valedictorian! Ohhhh...
Valedictorian? What do you mean?
Forget it. I promised not to tell.
Lisa! I have to know! How did he make me valedictorian?
All right. Screech's average was higher than yours, but he told Mr. Belding to let you be valedictorian because it meant so much to you. This sure would be a much better world if there were more dorky guys, don't you think?
[last lines of the series]
How about that? I actually graduated high school! [jumps off the stage] Right here, guys! [graduation caps go flying as the studio audience applauds and the theme song plays one last time]
Hey, hey, hey. *What* is going *on* here?
You know, I've finally found out the best thing about high school: once you graduate, you don't have to come back.
If you don't get rid of Linda, I'm gonna throw her out the winda.
I have had it with Eric. He took my TV, my hairdryer and my room. I am in crisis.
You sound like you're on 'Thirtysomething.'
Yeah, I have all these problems, and there's no one ever there for me. I talk and talk and talk, but no one ever listens.
Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on 'Sesame Street'.
Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.
That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?
Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.
You taught her everything she knows?
Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em.
Zack, just because you always park your car in that same spot, does not mean it's official.
Then make it official, just like my seat in detention.
[Jessie and Slater are at war with each other]
I wanna know what's going on right now.
[pointing to Slater] Ask brillo-head, he started it.
Well, Brillo-He - I mean, Slater...
Ok, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.
Kelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more scenes from "Romeo and Juliet".
Oh that's a good idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater.
What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?
Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump.
Hey, mama, wanna have a burger with a real man?
Go to class, learn something.
Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest.
If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.
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