MMr. Moody
(calling security) This is Melvin Moody and I'm in a bad Moody, I mean mood!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(In the hospital, the guys give Frank some cookies as a gift)
FFrank
Ah, cookies, just what the doctor ordered.
Who's your doctor, Famous Amos?
Lisa, don't drink that! (Lisa spits out her water) It might be poison!
You're right. (to Screech) You drink it. (hands the glass of water to Screech)
(sips the water) Hm. Tastes fine to me; I'll live!
LSLisa, Slater, Jessie, Zack, Kelly
Darn!
Hallelujah, we're seniors!
EEverybody
Amen!
Hey, Zack! Last night at the movies you went too far.
(jokingly) I just helped a mother get together with her son. What's so wrong about that?
Wrecking my date with Joanna wasn't funny.
Oh, like it was funny wrecking my study date the night before?
Hey, you started it, man, by making me look like a jerk at the Max!
Well, that's what you are.
What did you say?
You heard me. Now why don't you get out of my face?
And what if I don't, punk?
Then I'll just have to make you, punk!
[Zack and Slater begin fighting]
(after he takes Slater's side in skipping Kelly's test) Come on, Kelly, I bet a lot on this game.
And I bet a lot on you. First, as a friend, then as a boyfriend, now as a principal. I used to think you were something special. I guess I lost that bet.
Well, you're special to me, Zack. Really special!
Why be a teacher when you can be a principal? It's the easiest job around. You don't do anything. Ask Belding.
The sauce you can have, but the secret she's-a mine!
Look, the chemistry lab is for student use. Well, we're students. So, we're using them.
You really believe that, don't you, Zack?
I'm Zack Morris.
Should I be impressed?
Zack (to Screech) This has gone far enough. Look, I'm sorry I hurt you, all right?
Sorry? You're sorry? You were my best friend, Zack. You could've had any other girl in the school...why Lisa? Why'd you have to steal my dream? I hate you!
Let's have another round of applause for the real star of today's game, the only one who has to be in a wheelchair all the time, Melissa Donahue!
(After Melissa rolls away, upset at Zack, after the basketball game)
What was that all about?
Maybe she wants to be your friend and not your cause.
KKKen Kelly
Zack, can you be at the Max today at 4:00?
You bet! By 4:00 today, I am going to be--
Mr. Belding (interrupts Zack): In detention. I told you not to use this phone on school property again.
(After Mr. Belding shows up Zack and wins the trip to Hawaii)
A trip to Hawaii? This is great! Now I have an anniversary gift for Mrs. Belding! And to think, all this time, I just thought you were trying to get out of detention.
Yeah, I was doing this, all for you. (mumbling to himself) Took weeks of planning.
And I owe it all to you!
Well, maybe now you'll do me a favor in return.
Ah, we can talk about it...in detention!
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