(to Slater and Zack) Gentlemen, we have struck gold. Let's work out.
I don't know about you, but working out is the last thing on my mind.
I hear you, blood.
"I hear you, blood"? Where'd you get that?
Chapter 3: Talking cool.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Jessie (to her dad): I want you to call off the wedding. Leslie's not right for you.
SMr. Spano
I love Leslie, and she loves me.
But, there's so many other women.
SMr. Spano
Jessie, I'm your father, and I'll always love you. You're growing up, and soon, you'll have your own life. I want my own life, too. I'm marrying Leslie, and that's final.
Then I won't be there to see it.
I never thought I'd be dating a real princess.
CChristina
And I never thought I'd be dating a real American Cheesecake.
That's beefcake.
Lisa (to Jessie): Girl, if I were Leslie, I woulda slapped you until my hand hurt, and then I woulda slapped you for making it hurt.
(After Jessie throws a fit and storms off, a group of students look at Kelly)
She's my friend, but not my best friend. (pause) Actually, I hardly even know her.
Kristy, can I have the candle?
KKristy
Oh, sure. Do you want to lick the icing?
No, I love to chew wax.
Wow, my first Hollywood party. I wonder if the Simpsons are gonna be there?
Wow, Lisa, I just saw you on US Gladiators. Wow, you beat up everybody, including the audience.
Nobody messes with Lethal Lisa.
Look at me. I look like Mr. Madonna!
Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Belding Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Sorry, sir. You're not my type.
SMs. Simpson
"To be or not to be. That is the question." Who said that?
You just did, ma'am.
SMs. Simpson
Right! Hamlet.
Zack (to Mr. Belding after he gave him some "candy"): The crunchy part's the thorax.
Santa (to Zack): Have you been a good boy?
Get real!
Ok, who's up next to take a picture with Santa? Tommy, you're back.
TTommy
My mom wanted me to apologize to you.
Aww, that's nice.
TTommy
I'm sorry...you ugly old bat! (runs away)
You little brat!!
Kelly (to Laura): Thinking about Zack?
LLaura
Yeah. I can't believe he took me to go see Santa!
Yeah, I can't believe he didn't make you sit on his knee!
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