[holding a jar of 'Christopher Cane's Salsa] What am I supposed to do with this?
Look into the X camera and say "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."
I.. I really don't feel comfortable doing that.
Ryan Seacrest said it. He ate the whhooole jar.
Are you saying you're better than Ryan Seacrest?
I.. I never said I was better than-
Look into the X camera and say it!
Fine! [holds up the jar of 'Christopher Cane's Salsa'] "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."
Try it with more enthusiasm.
No, I said it, now let's just watch my bloopers ok?!
You're very pushy, but alright.
[ham falls off her fork onto the floor] The smart guy from the smoothie? [whilst trying not to laugh]
[Jennette and Miranda giggle and laugh]
Shut Up! [throws a tray on a cast member's foot]
[to the cast member whos foot she trew the tray at] Are you ok?
CM Cast Member
[while hopping] Oh yeah, almost lost a foot there..
[they all giggle]
[sings] "My moustache is dangling from my face."
[The actor who plays Marty pushes Jerry in his seat under the table]
[Jennette spits her water out all over the table and everyone begins to laugh]
[laughs so much that he falls off his stool]
[laughs hysterically with Jerry about what she's just done]
[Jennette rolls off the bed and falls into the picture]
Um... so should we talk some more about my role on iCarly?
Now, if you were excited about seeing a good guest tonight, you'll have to wait a bit longer, 'cause up next, is Nathan Kress. He plays... [turns away from the camera towards the camera crew] Uh, who is he?
He plays Freddie on iCarly.
Thanks, thanks Christopher. Thanks for asking me to be on your show.
I didn't ask you. My associate producer asked you, then she was fired.
[walks in] I'm not your mother! I'm her mother! [points at Jennette]
[giggling] That's right...
[still giggling] ...sorry.
Jees! [jumping up and down while giggling]
But he took your phone? [saying it wrong]
[while walking off with Miranda and Jennette] Why do I keep doing that? Why?!
That's what we wanna know! [laughing]
Gyahh! [peering around the corner]
[to Jerry] Let's explain this to the audience so they can follow along. I used to date a girl named Stephanie, when she was in her prime.
[Nods his head with a funny look on his face.]
After I was finished with her, she and Jerry started dating.
Yeah, and she's a great girl.
Yes, I have some used snow skis I don't want anymore, perhaps you'd like to have those too?!
Now, now, let's be friendly. Apple Juice?
[to the iCarly gang] Hey, you guys doing "The cowboy and the Idiot Farm Girl who thinks the co-
You got change, for a lead pipe?! [is about to whack on the table but then stops] It's a steel pipe, isn't it?
[Jennette and Miranda giggle]
So, if your mom rents a room to T-Bo, then, he's got a place to stay, your mom's got some extra money coming in everymoney bud-
[Miranda, Jennette and Nathan laugh with Jerry]
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