Come on Marty, let's go look for my money, in my dirty clothes. [giggles]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Take two]
Come on Marty, [walks towards his bedroom] let's go look for my. [walks back again] Son of a-
But they ch-
Shut!
...me. [stops and starts laughing]
Her!... hey- [begins to laugh]
I hate you! I hate you so much! [while he is still laughing]
Sorry. [still laughing]
Let's really try to impress the big cheese on this take!
[Jerry trips over his stool and falls over]
[on the couch laughing at him]
Urghh.
Uh, you're doing a great job Jerry!
[whilst sitting down] I literally can't see anything in these goggles!
I like calling you Gibby.
NNoah
Hey, whatever bakes your potato.
NNoah
I'm gonna show you some photos.
[Noah's glasses fall on the floor while he's trying to get his Pear Pad out of his jacket.]
NNoah
I recommend "The Boston Grove" Sorry that was bad. [laughs and walks off]
[Miranda and Jennette also laugh as he walks off.]
NNoah
Try it, draw a face on this grapefruit. [hands out a grapefruit with a face already drawn on it]
No!
There's already a face on that grapefruit!
NNoah
Hahaha! [points at Miranda and carrys on laughing]
NNoah
And now watch, as I whip- [the coins fall off of his elbow too early] That was the trick. [laughs]
[everyone begins clapping]
Gibby! [laughs]
NNoah
Wow! [Begins to walk over to Miranda] They're having a big sale at "Bil- [walks back again laughing]
[Miranda giggles]
NNoah
Sorry.
NNoah
[pauses] That seems fair! [begins giggling] Me, I'd do anything- [starts laughing a bit more]
[Turns round to Jerry.]
NNoah
Sorry. Jerry please stop. [still giggling]
[turns back around and starts laughing]
[laughs hysterically in the kitchen]
NNoah
[to Jerry] I just called you out.
[shouts something to Noah from the kitchen]
NNoah
No you're not! Oh my god, you know what you're doing. [continues laughing]
What are you?
BEBooG!e
I'm BooG!e.
What?!
BEBooG!e
I play T-Bo on iCarly.
Oh. You're an actor on the show?
BEBooG!e
Ha, yeah my character runs the "Groovy Smoothie".
So, people would know you if they saw you?
BEBooG!e
Uh huh, I get recognised a lot!
Salsa!
BEBooG!e
What is this?!
Just hold up the jar, look into the X camera and say "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."
BEBooG!e
Alright, "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth!"
Thank you. Goodbye!
BEBooG!e
But, wait, I thought we were gonna watch my bloopers?
Security!
Now please applaud with both hands for, Miranda Cosmose.
Uh, actually my last name's Cosgrove.
Look sweetheart, we have three minutes to do this, you really wanna waste time debating your last name?
Uh, no!
So, being on iCarly's really fun.
Oh yes. So, which cast member do you hate the most?
What?!
Is it Jerry? Do you hate Jerry Trainor?
No, I love Jerry! We all get along really well.
Huuhhh. That's soooo interesting.
Hold that jar up, look into the X camera and say "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."
Why, what's this for?
Charity?
You swear this is for charity?
Do you want to see your bloopers or don't you?!
Yeah.
Then do as I instructed!
Ok!
Cue the music.
[music begins to play]
"Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."
You all heard it. Johnny Depp's ex-girlfriend says she likes my salsa. So go buy it.
I never dated-
Let's look at some highlarious bloopers.
[Christopher Cane's Salsa video plays.]
These aren't my bloopers!
You know you were so adorable on 'Drake and Josh'.
Awww, thanks.
What happened?
Just show my bloopers ok?!
My, what a temper you have! I see why Johnny Depp dumped you. Let's view Miranda's bloopers.
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