“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

No it's not!

JJenna

That's it. Go to bed.

But I--

JJenna

Right now!

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JJenna

I'm gonna tickle you! [to Spencer whilst also tickling him]

Don't do it! [laughing]

Okay, This needs to stop right now.

JJenna

Isn't it past your bed time?

You're not the babysitter of me!

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[to Carly] You see this one is an exact replica of a 1952 Santa Fe Trudgemaster.

[sarcastically] Wow.

You see these 4 rivets right here? A 1952 has 6 rivets.

Hey, I'm not gonna lie, I'm super bored by this.

Well, you wouldn't be so bored if you had come to my train club meeting to watch this baby in action.

Hmm, I'm pretty sure I woulda been.

[to Carly] Hey Carls. [to Freddie] Hey Pretty Baby.

Hey Lil' Samantha. [Sam and Freddie kiss]

Alright, let's cool it with the public display of affection.

C'mon. We haven't kissed in two days.

Our lips are starving!

Why didn't you guys kiss over the weekend?

Because we didn't see each other.

You didn't go play trains with him on Saturday night?

Naah. My mom and I went out to dinner and then we did some shopping. But we're gonna hang out after school right?

Can't. I gotta go with my mom to her lady doctor. And I thought you said you had soccer practice?

Oh yeah.

You joined the soccer team?

Naah. Me and Wendy are just gonna use golf clubs to hit balls out towards the field.

During practice?

[gives her a no-duh kind of look] That's when the soccer girls are out in the open.

[to Sam and Freddie] Okay, so you guys aren't gonna hang out together today and you didn't see each other at all this weekend?

SFSam and Freddie

[shake their heads no]

Nope.

Um..Nuh uh

Isn't that kinda weird?

[to Carly] We're just not into the same kinda things.

[to Carly] Diff'rent stokes baby.

But you're a couple now.

[glances to Freddie] So?

[to Sam] So part of dating is you learning to like stuff he likes [to Freddie] and you learning to like stuff she likes.

[confused] Uh.

[to Sam, pats her on the back] Well, I got another meeting with my Model Train Club on Wednesday night. Wanna come?

[leans over to Carly] Should I be polite and lie?

[to Sam] Yes.

[goes back over to Freddie] I'd love to Baby.

[puts his arm around Sam] Aww, that's my little fibber.

[Takes deep breath] A buh buh buh buh [gives Freddie a kiss on the cheek]

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I love you.

I love you too.

[takes phone from pocket] It's only 10:30.

Wanna break up at midnight?

[puts phone back] That works.

[smiles] Okay.

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Just don't talk about rumps in front of my mom

Why? she don't like rumps?

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BMrs. Benson

This might take awhile

Ask as many questions as you like

Terrence doesn't mind, as long as he gets to church by 9:30

[Prays]

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Someone should notify your wife that she's married to a jerk!

HIHealth Inspector

I'm divorced.

Lucky her!

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I'm at the junkyard bright 'n early this morning...

You sure you didn't wake up at noon?

... So I'm at the junkyard, about 2:30.

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I'm not all about goofy antics and spontaneous fires.

But ... mostly, you are?

Well, yeah.

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So, I have to learn about boring Russian films and how to speak Mandarin Chinese.

He speaks Chinese?

Fluently, and all I know is [in Mandarin Chinese] Wo bu zhi dao!

What's that mean?

I don't know.

How could you not know what it means?

I do know. It means. "I don't know."

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[taping cheat notes to various places] He's gonna be here any minute! You know, you could help me!

[polishing her big fork] I gotta keep my fork shiny and lubed in case a meal breaks out!

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[Sam impales a piece of bread with her big fork]

Hey! Hey! Keep your giant fork out of my date-bread.

The big fork wants what the big fork wants.

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KKyle

More cheat notes! And you misspelled "Russia"!