What are you doing?
She's either cooling herself, or eating your frozen pizzas. Probably both.
[she walks up to the freezer, turns Sam to her and sees a slice of frozen pizza in her mouth] Oh, my God! You are eating my frozen pizza!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It is a 15-kilowatt liquid propane generator with a 990 cc Pro-Guard 35 horsepower V-V twin engine, yeah I said all that.
When the temperature gets too high, the elderly will start to die!
Wow, that's a creepy rhyme.
Carly, come rub my neck.
I have to go work on my project.
Freddie, come rub my neck.
Yeah, that'll happen.
(after Sabrina accidentally destroys her Utopian society) ...And now, I have angina!
MY ROOM'S ON FIRE!
WHAT?
Fire?
(The firefighters put out the fire that destroyed Carly's room)
Oh my god... my room.
Wow.
Well... It could be worse.
CDChief Donker
No, It couldn't. I'm Chief Donker. Seattle Fire Department.
(holds out his hand) Spencer Shay.
CDChief Donker
Yeah. We know who you are.
Hey, come here, kid. (Carly breaks down into tears and she and Sam hug each other after her room got destroyed) It's okay, Carls. If you want, you can stay with me and my mom. (Carly keeps crying louder and harder)
Do you guys know how the fire started?
CDChief Donker
Oh, yes. (he holds up the gummy bear lamp) This bedside table lamp started the fire.
(Spencer gets shocked)
But I don't have a table lamp.
(Everyone gets looks at Spencer in shock)
Look... Spencer wanted to make you a special present for your birthday...
So... He made you a gummy bear lamp...
(depressed) Carly, I'm... Hey, I bet what that goat did to you last year doesn't seem so bad anymore. (Carly cries again and hugs Sam again)
CDChief Donker
(to Freddie and confused) ...What did the goat do?
You got your room back.
Except for all your old photos and other personal items that can never be replaced.
SSSam, Spencer and Freddie
GIBBY!!
(to Spencer) Who has the best big brother ever?
You... (they hug, then face the others)
Man. Is there anything money can't do?
Why does your chest look all thick?
Um… I've been working out... y'know, pushups and, milk... [Carly takes his shirt off to reveal a bulletproof vest]
That's... quite a sports bra.
[as a knock on the door is heard] Come in.
[The door opens, revealing Sam's mother]
[shocked] Mom?!
They're never gonna make nice! They're both horrible in their own ways! [to Sam] No offense, you know that you're my best friend and that I love you, but let's face it, you're a nightmare!
[to Spencer] Dude, if I didn't have a little crush on you, you'd be falling for my baseball bat to your face bit!
Little crush?
Did he sign the contract or not?!
How long did the doctor say you have to wear that cast?
6 weeks.
Well, it's your own fault. You jumped off that pipe for nothin'.
You said my cue was Gibby and I heard Gibby.
Yeah, but you didn't hear the cue!
Guys-okay, yes, the cue was Gibby. [the 4 start yelling at each other quickly]
You guys? [they continue yelling] YOU GUYS!
[very angry] WHAT, T-BO?!
You guys gotta do something about Spencer, the boy's gone too far.
What did he do now?
He gave me the fancy face cream from Europe. It says "It make your face all smooth.".
Yeah?
Well, my face is already smooth. So I gave it to my friend Lucas here. His face has dry patches.
And?
Kevin, kill the lights! [Kevin turns the lights off as Lucas's face glows in the dark]
Whoa! [the 4 are shocked]
Turn 'em back on! [Kevin turns the lights back on as Lucas's glow face goes off] Glow in the dark face cream?! What kinda sick man thinks that's funny?!
[sighs] I'm sorry!
Tell that to Lucas! Now he can't go see a movie! You all better do something about Spencer.
Mm-hmm.
No one wants to kill a live chicken and then barbecue it!
You don't know everything.
iCarly is not responsible for damage caused to your feet, toes or the central nervous system.
They really hit it off.
GIBBY!!
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