[to Carly, coldly] I'll take these flowers, and I'll soak them in bleach.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[whispers to Carly, sinister] It should have been you!
Hey, look. his toes sticks out of his cast! This little piggy went to market, and this little piggy got hit by a truck.
SPENCER!
My mom thinks I'll choke on pills, so she pounds 'em with a mallet and puts the pill powder in my fruit sauce.
Fruit sauce?
My mom thinks I'll choke on fruits, so she pounds it with a mallet--
It's not my business.
What happened to the flowers?
I soaked them in bleach and pounded them with a mallet.
Use your face and body to protect me.
Ah, like a human shield.
I was gonna say bullet monkey, but whatever tickles your peach.
[A Rabbi walks through the school halls]
There's Spencer with a fake beard!
[Sam fires a paint ball at the rabbi]
RRabbi
OY!
Rabbi Goldman!
[to Gibby] That was a real rabbi!
I didn't know! I don't have cable!
Puckett, you just earned yourself triple detention. Come along, rabbi.
How my hair look, Sam?
You look good, Gib.
BMrs. Benson(After seeing Carly and Freddie kiss)
What the yuck?!
Carly, don't leave!
[referring to Mrs. Benson] SHE'S BEATING ME WITH YOUR UNDERWEAR!
Remember two years ago when I dated that guy Eric Moseby–- kid with the big nose?
Sure, Noseby Moseby.
Uh-huh. And remember how he tried to get me to be his girlfriend for like six months and I kept saying, "Get away from me, or I'll kill you"? And then he bought me a subscription to the Bacons of the World Club, and then boom, I thought I was in love with the guy?
I'm listening.
I was never in love with him; I was in love with the foreign bacon that kept showing up at my door every month...like a beautiful greasy dream.
I doubt that bacon can make you think you're in love with someone.
You ever had Bolivian bacon?
No.
It changes you.
You just can't stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple.
Very true, it makes me wanna puke up blood.
Do you see a girl in there?
DGDelivery Guy
No. Why, did you order one?
YEAH, BABY!!! MAMA WINS!!! I AM THE ULTIMATE ASSASSIN!!!
[to Freddie] Yeah, it's cute and geeky at the same time. It's cukey.
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