...You dip your french fries in your smoothie?
FFleck
Yeah, try it.
Okay, but...(she does and takes a bite of it) Seems kinda weird, 'cause the french fry's all salty, and the smoothie's all...oh, man, you're a genius.
FFleck
Yeah.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
DDave
[gets hit with a muffin] Ow!
What?
DDave
He just threw a muffin at me.
Well, that is-- [gets hit with a muffin by Sam] Ow! Sam!
It slipped!
DDave
You got a cranberry on your nose.
[removes the cranberry, folds her arms, and grabs a muffin and attempts to hit Sam, but it hits an elderly lady]
EWElderly Woman
Ahhhh!
[shocked] I'm so sorry!
I accept your apology.
It wasn't for you; it was for the lady I muffined!
I'm just saying, it might be nice if you showed a tiny bit of appreciation for the work I do to make iCarly happen.
MORE appreciation? You already named the show after yourself.
Well, if you don't like the name iCARLY, then maybe we should change it to... iSAM, who's too lazy to even show up for rehearsal most of the time.
All friends have fights.
Yeah, but this one was different. It wasn't even like a fight. I mean, we didn't yell or anything. We just said stuff, and it was bad.
Come on, you and Sam have been friends forever.
I know, but people change.
Mm-hmm. That's what happened with me and my friend Eddie Robinson. He got hit by a bus. Now he's Deaddie Robinson. Talk about change. (holds up a stick of muffins) Try a muffin. (he gives one to Carly)
...He told us about his dead friend and then gave me a muffin.
I know you're upset, but hedge clippers are never the answer.
Well...
Never the answer!
I can do iCarly by myself.
You can't do iCarly without me!
I MEAN IT! BOTH OF YOU, GET BACK INSIDE, RIGHT NOW!
I'm not going back in unless Carly goes first!
Well I'm not going back in 'till Dave and I shoot what we need for our video! ...No matter how messy this wind makes my hair!
DDave
Carly, it’s not worth it! And you guys are friends, you shouldn’t be fighting!
FFleck
Yeah, friends shouldn’t fight!
DDave
I just said that!
FFleck
Well, I thought it before you said it!
DDave
Liar!
Carly! Don't let go!
[hanging from the edge of the platform] WHY ON EARTH WOULD I LET GO?!?!
[Spencer's rope hits her head, and she falls and nearly slides off the platform] Situation, situation, situation, situation!
I have as much of a right to Freddie as you do!
No, you don't! Freddie loves me!
[Both look at Freddie]
Hey, look, a freckle on my wrist...
[While Spencer and Gibby were in the boat]:
Sorry, I squeezed the nozzle to hard.
You're supposed to be making a light ocean spray, that felt like a whale peed in my face!
Look, we made it.
Yeah, and neither one of us cried the whole time.
Nope. We're brave.
Yeah, we are.
[Both start tearing up. Spencer moves them together and they hug while crying, Fleck and Dave do the same]
[inside Sam's locker] HEEEERE'S SPENCY! [laughs; Sam closes her locker and walks away] I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow.
You bought a taco?
Uh-huh.
From the truck that hit Freddie?
Well, me starving is not gonna help him!
Mom, I'm not allergic to flowers!
And you weren't allergic to Mexican food trucks, but look at you now!
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