I just said, "Oh."
No, you said it like you were at a raffle, and you won a prize, and then you found out that the prize was just a can of soup, so you go, "Oh."
You know I like you way better than most soups.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Freddie retreats after Carly kisses him]
Wow... you seriously don't want to kiss me. Why?
'Cause ... I'm just bacon!
You're bacon?
Foreign bacon!
Did that taco truck hit you in your brain?!
Well, I'm standing here with my lips all glossed up, and you're treating me like I'm your icky cousin Amanda.
Amanda is disgusting.
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IFiCarly Fan
Okay, I dare Sam to get arrested.
Nope, uh-uh.
Been there, done that.
Mom, what are you spraying me with?
An anti-bacterial body spray for boys.
Where do you find this stuff?
At sprayyourchildren.com.
Carly and Sam aren't freaks! [Mrs. Benson looks at Freddie in disbelief] Carly's not a freak!
Posy di, posy doo, I don't want posies in my house!
FSFemale Student
Is it true you're gonna be Batman in the next movie?
Uh, yeah, sure, spread that rumor around.
My kittys got claws.
Rowr.
(as he enters the elevator) What did I do...? (the view cuts to outside the apartment) WHAT DID I DO?!
[while Sam is screaming and punching on the couch because Carly won't enter the beauty pageant]
Sam's throwing a tantrum.
I know.
We know.
What happened, did we run out of bacon?
No.
She's mad because I refuse to enter the beauty pageant. [Sam is still screaming]
(after Sam removes her pageant dress) And thanks for being gentle!
I look hot.
I feel violated.
[as introduction to the audience] My name is Samantha Puckett, I'm from Seattle, and I love fried chicken!
[backstage, to a random person] It's true she really does.
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