Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(while Shelby is fighting Carly, thinking she meant to hurt her grandmother while fighting her)
This is kind of fun, whew. [Shelby throws a punch; she dodges] Uh-oh, oh, kinda close. It's almost like you're actually --
[Shelby punches Carly in the face; she takes out her mouthpiece, stunned]
Ow!!! Time-out, TIME-OUT!
No time-outs!
You can't call a time-out!
Well, I just did!
What happened tonight? You promised you were gonna go easy on me!
You promised it was an accident when you tackled my grandmother.
It was!
Don't lie! I saw a video and heard you and Sam planning to do it!
What video? We never planned it.
Are you dating anyone? [Shelby looks at him, and Sam pulls him away so they can fight]
All I know is that some kid came to my gym and played me a video showing you guys at the press conference, talking about how you were gonna push my grandmother down.
What kid?
I don't know! About that tall, our age, round head, Polite but super creepy.
Nevel.
Now I get it!
Nevel must have made a fake video!
That little nub.
Maybe he's still here.
Go check it out!
Right! (he and Gibby run off to find Nevel)
...Nevel's head is kinda round.
Like a melon.
Yeah.
(after Freddie drags Nevel into the ring)
Okay, Freddie, I'm not scared of you.
That's cool. (he shuts the door to the ring and locks it. A light appears that uncloaks Carly)
Hello, Nevel.
I'm not scared of you, either. (after a bit of silence, another light appears that uncloaks Sam)
'Sup, Nevel?
Okay, you I'm scared of.
Just admit it.
Admit what?
That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video.
That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother.
(fakes a gasp) I did no such thing. (Sam steps closer to him) Okay! I tricked Shelby! ...So? (a light appears that uncloaks Shelby)
Hi, Nevel.
Oh, dear. [Carly, Sam and Shelby start to close in on him] Oh, okay... what are you gonna do? Ladies, my pants are very expensive. [view cuts to outside the Seattle Super Center] AAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Shelby appears on iCarly, and happily hugs Sam, then Carly]
Uh... no hug for the technical producer?
Aw, come here, Freddie. [hugs him, too, and he turns the camera, making it show the two standing with each other]
[sniffs, and Shelby looks at him suspiciously then walks to Carly and Sam] I'm sorry.
You're in trouble!
Who has urine trouble?
No! You tweeted about me spitting in Nate's eye!
It was a totally tweetworthy event!
Maybe, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't tweet about my personal spit!
I can't believe you embarrassed me like that in front of the whole web!
Well, if you didn't want me to do it, then why didn't you say something?
You duct-taped my mouth shut!
Come on, you might meet a really cool guy!
Or a psychopath with a chainsaw!
Come here, we need to talk.
(sits down) What about?
Well... Okay. You're going to a dance tonight. You know... with a new guy.
Mmm-hmmm.
So I just think it's time you and I had a little talk about...
(interrupts) I'm not having this conversation!
Thank you so much!
Girls who are rude to me don't get a bag of bacon. (holds up bacon)
(really fast) Whoa, Freddie, I never realized what a hot handsome hunk of boy you really are.
So, you wanna take Carly to the dance?
I'd rather just make out with her.
NEXT!
Just buy a bell pepper?
NO!
$4.50.
T-BO!
Have you guys ever been to Fresno?
[finally having enough] SHUT UP!
What? I was just–
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!
(Freddie looks at Austin angrily and T-Bo watches Carly's outburst) What's your deal?
My deal is you haven't let me finish one sentence all night and I can't take it anymore! It's like you won't even let me–
What are you trying to say?
GET OUT OF HERE! (he does)
Dude, it's enormous...
I know!
It's like 10-Feet tall!
Yeah. Its like what you said: 1 10-feet iCarly award.
NO! We said 10 1-foot iCarly Awardsssss...
You just want to flirt with models in swimsuits.
That is absolutely true!
FREDDIE! FREDDIE!
(arrives from upstairs) What is the problem?
You said HOT EUROPEAN swimsuit models!
Ahhhh, I didn't say they were hot.
Yeah, and you didn't say they were DUDES, either!
BOOM! (gives Gibby two awards)
Two? You're getting faster.
Never underestimate the power of shirtless European men in swimsuits!
...I never do!
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