Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So, Melanie... you look pretty hot tonight.
Thanks! I love your shirt!
No, you don't. Carly said you hate stripes!
Sam hates stripes.
How long are you gonna keep this up?! [pushes Melanie on her shoulder] Just admit you're Sam and we can leave!
I would, ow... [rubs her shoulder] ...but I'm not Sam!
[Freddie and Melanie are slow-dancing]
I can't believe you're doing this.
Why? I like you!
You hate me; you always have!
Maybe Sam hates you.
You ARE Sam!
Really? Would Sam do this? [kisses Freddie on the lips]
You swore we'd never do that again!
I didn't swear anything.
[Freddie becomes extremely paranoid and runs away; Melanie chases him]
Carly, I just wanna let you know that we're not gonna continue with the tutoring. Chuck failed his math test.
[faking sadness] Oh, no...
It's not your fault. He made up some fake number called derf.
[faking confusion] Derf?
I learned it from you!
Okay, that does it, Chuck. If you're gonna blame Carly for your failure, I'm gonna ground you for three weeks.
DAD!
Mr. Chambers, you know, I also had trouble with math when I was a boy. So my dad sent me to math camp for the whole summer.
Math camp?
Math camp?
Yes. Here's a brochure. [hands him a brochure]
Ooh! Camp Addemup! This looks perfect.
Enjoy your summer, Chuck!
Yeah... Chuck.
Let's go, son.
[Mr. Chambers closes the door; Carly and Spencer fist-bump in triumph]
That was fun. I'm gonna go take a victory bath.
Shave your toes.
No!
How could you make out with Freddie?
He's adorable!
I can't believe you two are sisters.
Me neither.
[watching Shelby on TV] Okay, how do I get that girl to be my future wife?!
I thought you wanted me to be your future wife.
Could that happen?
Could not happen.
[reading the comments] "That Carly chick is out of her mind." "BRING ON THE FIGHT!!" "Shelby would destroy that twig."
Twig?
I'm not a twig! ...And I'm getting' curvier every day!
[Staring at her body] I know.
Eyes up, dude.
Carly, you're seriously gonna fight Shelby Marx?
Well, yeah, but it's just for fun...
Do you know how hard she can punch and kick? She knocked that Russian girl's front teeth out with one kick to her jaw. Poor Russian girl.
Yeah! And now she talks like blah, blah, blah, blah!
(after Carly is scolded by Shelby for pushing her grandmother)
That was awesome! Shelby looks like she really wants to hurt you.
SHE DOES!
Oh... well, that's bad.
You're making too big a deal out of this.
No, I'm dead. Shelby Marx is gonna destroy me.
Carly--
Everyone said, "Oh, you should fight Shelby Marx. It'll be fun" WELL IT'S NOT FUN NOW, IS IT?!?! No, now she is so angry she wants to kill me and wants to kick me and punch me in my head until I talk like BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH!
Well, you shouldn't have been attacked her grandmother!
I didn’t attack anyone! You started a ruckus with your dumb trash talking idea!
(laughs) Ruckus...
It's a word
(when she answers the door and sees Gibby) What, Gibby?!
Why'd you push her grandmother?!
I DIDN'T!
But I saw the press conference and it looked to me like-- [she starts to close the door on him] No, no, no, no, don't slam it-- [she slams the door]
Hey, do you guys think it'd be possible to give a guy in a garbage can a wedgie?
Nah, not possible. Mm-mm.
Let's see.
No. Sam, don't-- (she does) YEOW! IT'S POSSIBLE! OW, IT'S POSSIBLE! IT'S VERY, VERY POSSIBLE! (Sam stops briefly, looks at him and continues doing it)
So how was school today?
Bad. Everyone, even teachers are calling me a coword for backing out of the fight.
Aw. One sec. (to Socko, on his phone) Hey, Socko! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY!(to Carly) Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday.
You do it twice?
No. So how was school today?
Still bad...? About your allergy medication?
Uh-huh?
Wasn't one of the possible side effects short term memory loss?
Yeah. So how was school today? (Carly stares blank)
I've gotta fix this.
How?
I'm gonna fight Shelby.
You can't! You pushed her grandmother! She's gonna destory you.
Maybe not if I talk to her.
So how was school today?
IT BLEW UP, OKAY!?
[to Shelby] I made you some raisin bread toast.
Oooh, this is pathetic!
Sorry, raisins kinda creeps me out.
[Freddies uses his mouth to remove the raisins]
There you go, raisin-free.
You also creep me out...
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