(Sam puts a paper bag over Freddie's face)
Sam?!
Well, how can I pretend to have a crush on Freddie if I'm looking at his face?!
You know, I don't need this!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Gibby, don't you want to put your vest back on?
What are you, a cop?
Okay, fine! THAT'S IT! WE ARE OVER!
VVeronica
(runs back to Spencer) ...You do look cute in that tux.
I know. (the two kiss)
Sam?
Yeah?
Rip her head off!
Can I be excused?
HMr. Henning
You need to go to the restroom?
No, I just hate this.
[screams and throws a worm at the ceiling] Aww, you stuck to the ceiling.
(after Cal jumps out the glass door of the Groovy Smoothie and is pursued)
HMr. Henning
You built... an illegal nuclear powered generator?!
Uh, sort of, maybe. ...But, I still get an A+, right? (Henning shakes his head) A-? (he shakes his head again) ...Root and Berry? (he nods)
You think I'm pudgy.
I didn't say that.
Maybe I should just leave the room before my skirt explodes!
I don't think that-- [a worm falls on Spencer's head] ...a worm fell on my head.
LKLittle kid
Hey! Move, lady!
I'm helping the environment!
LKLittle kid
Stupid hippie!
I'm a plant murderer! One day, they'll make a movie about me called The Plant Murderer!
(seeing the plant Carly accidentally killed) YOU'RE A PLANT MURDERER!
You want some bagels?
No, I just want smoothies.
Let's just recap. You steal my motorcycle, I don't have you arrested! I invite you into my home, I teach you about the joys of sculpting. I'm forced to wait an hour... for BAGELS I didn't even want! (grabs the bag and shakes it) And then I come home to find you chewing on my sister's face!
We were kissing.
GUILTY!
Well, Wendy and I were trying to study, but Griffin kept turning up the music, so Wendy got frustrated and left. Then I told Griffin he was obnoxious and he said I should "rent a sense of humor" and I said "Oh, really?" and then while I was telling him that I needed to study I realized he's super-cute, and he asked me if I like music, so I go "Who doesn't like music?". So then I turned on some music and we started talking and then I realized he's really sweet, and fun and his face was right there in front of me so I leaned over and I kissed him! And I don't kiss like (making kissing noises) I kiss like a princess!
You are grounded... for... till college.
For till college?!
FOR TILL COLLEGE!!!
Why?!
For kissing that delinquent!
You're the one who took him under your wing!
Well, this wing shall flap no more. Griffin is never allowed up here again, and you're never allowed to have any contact with him!
Why? What did I do that was so bad?
Oh, you know, lipsy.
I'm almost 15! How old were you when you started kissing girls?
Elev--that is not the issue!
Here's your smoothie.
Thanks. (pays him)
You want some bagels with that? [Winks]
DON'T START WITH ME!
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