[Carly and Freddie look at the computer screen and scream in horror]
AHHH! It's Mandy!
Oh, it is her!
Of course it's her! Why would I say "it's her" if it wasn't her?! Oh my God, it's her!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Hey, what's up, Carly and friends?
Nothing!
Everything!
Oh. Well, that's not vague. What's the problem?
(after Spencer's disguise is revealed)
Now you listen to me, Nevel. You better give my little sister her website back, or I SWEAR I WILL--
YOU'LL WHAT?!
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT I'LL DO!!!
Nay, nay! You will have a pleasant attitude when you kiss me, or the deal's off.
Okay... but you sign this first.
No, you kiss me first.
If I kiss you, how do I know you'll sign it afterwards?
You don't trust me... Smart girl. Hand over the document. (she gives him the document and he signs it)
[to Spencer] What size dress do you wear?
[without missing a beat] Ten. Why?
iCarly has been hijacked by a psychotic she-duck!
[pulling a package out of his grocery bag] Mexican sponges!
What do you want?
The same thing I wanted on the day we first met—a kiss. A kiss is what I seek—upon your lips, no, not your cheek!
Okay, first of all, no one likes a rhymer.
MMandy
[petting Spencer's shirt] Nice bird...
Stop it!
[pretending to be an old woman] I never knew you were such a handsome young boy!
Oh, I blush!
(calling out from the window) THANKS, NEVEL!
(on the ground, facing them) YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CARLY SHAY! I DECLARE THAT YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! YOU'LL RUE IT!
Give me the guacamole. (Freddie and Spencer give her a large pail of guacamole) RUE THIS, NEVEL!
Wait, what is she... oh, no. (the guacamole falls from the window and right on him)
WWendy
And at some point during the slumber party, Sam took my bra, filled it with pudding, and stuck it in the freezer. Then in the morning she took it out and threatened to beat my brother with it unless he gave her his muffin.
(to Veronica) Wanna dance?
VVeronica
Uh, no thanks?
Why not? 'Cause I'm different? (brief pause) ...Your loss, lady!
Sam, even though you CONSTANTLY cause me both PHYSICAL and EMOTIONAL pain (rest of the party laughs) ...ha,ha, not joking... I like to think of us as really close friends.
Apparently I haven't caused him ENOUGH emotional pain!
If you wanna be all soft and girly, you gotta--
Don't say it!
I'm just gonna say--
DON'T!
Okay, I won't say it.
Thanks.
...Panties.
AAH!!!
A couple years ago, I asked Sam to go with me to the Junior High dance.
EEveryone
Awwww...
So she broke my thumb.
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