You guys wanna go get some breakfast?
Where?
Galini's pie shop!
Pie for breakfast?
No, no, don't say "Pie for breakfast?", say "PIE FOR BREAKFAST?!"
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I gotta have some coconut cream pies to go.
MMario
Eiiiy! I got to see if we have enough.
What? You always have enough. Why would you say you don't have enough? Now I'm scared. What?
[after trying to entertain the baby with a bear costume] I thought I heard you guys out here.
Freddie? Is that you in there?
Yeah, It's me.
[dryly] Oh, my gosh. The bear ate Freddie. Bad bear! [smacks Freddie in the head with a baseball bat, and Freddie goes down]
Ahhh! [Carly helps him up] Never do that again!
You're not the boss of me. [smacks Freddie again]
TTrudy
What do you say we move the party to the couch?
Uhhhhh..... the couch is broken.
TTrudy
Well, why don't we go break it some more!
TTrudy
I wanna be an actress, you know like in movies and stuff.
Mitch! Mitch! Mitch! Mitch!
MMitch
Wow, you say, "Mitch" a lot!
Carly Shay?
Hi.
What do you want?
It's my fault you're in here.
YOU'RE the one who called the cops?! Dude, I swear to god when I get out of here...
No, you're in here 'cause I wished for Spencer to be normal.
Who's Spencer?
My brother. He made a magnetic tree that...
Dude, I barely know you.
You know me a lot. We were best friends 'till I made that stupid wish.
We were never friends. Just 'cause we used to go to the same school, that doesn't make you...
Okay. If we're not best friends, then, how would I know that you've slept with two different colored socks on your feet since you were little 'cause you think it's good luck? And how would I know that you're right-handed, but you punch harder with your left? And how would I know that your mom's foot has a tattoo on it?
A tattoo of what?
A foot.
How do you know my mom has a tattoo of a foot on her foot? How do you know all that stuff?
I told you, we're best friends.
What's my favorite color?
Brown.
Why?
It's the color of gravy.
What's my favorite junk food?
Fat cakes.
What's my favorite book?
Boogie Bear III: The Return of Boogie Bear.
What do I hate most?
People.
What do I wanna be when I grow up?
An invisible ninja.
...Wow...
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! La-de-da-li-de-dah!
Hello, Nevel.
Good evening, Mrs. Benson.
Carly, I think you better calm down.
I don't want to calm down!
RRona
She's crazy.
I heard that, Rona!
Can I get you some ibuprofen?
NO! (to Spencer) I just want you back! I want you the way you're supposed to be! I want you to make crazy sculptures, and to accidentally set stuff on fire, and to wear socks that light up. (to Mrs. Benson) And I want you to be single and lonely again! (to Nevel) And I want you to leave the country... (to Rona) And...nobody even likes you! (to Spencer) And... I want Sam back! (to Freddie) And I want you to be my friend and say "in five, four, three, two," but not the one, which I never understood, but I liked it! And... I just want my life back! (runs upstairs crying)
Well. Bah, humbug.
Oh, there you are. Hey, did you check out that video I sent the guy can fit a whole grapefruit... Hey. Hey, are you crying?
Just leave me alone.
Thanks, Mitch.
MMitch
Thank you.
Why thank me?
MMitch
'Cause, if it wasn't for you, I would have never gotten my wings. (the computer screen shifts down to show a plate of chicken wings)
...Chicken wings?
MMitch
Merry Christmas, Carly.
Merry Christmas, Mitch.
You handcuffed her to Gibby?!
She put a dead fish in my locker!
Gibby's WAY worse than a dead fish!
My mom thinks I'm awesome!
[screams and runs away after being handcuffed to Sam for an extended period of time]
Like Gibby's therapist didn't have enough to deal with!
[On iCarly, a fake movie trailer is being shown that the kids filmed]
AAnnouncer
A comedy no one wants to see! Kelly Cooper: Terrible Movie!
[Carly, as Kelly, falls off stool and screams]
AAnnouncer
It's really bad!
[after Freddie shows himself to the audience] That was Freddie, who, last week, handcuffed me to a nerd. So now guess what?... [pause] Freddie's never kissed a girl. Never. Not once. I heard him say so myself and Carly's a witness. Okay, Later. [walks away]
[running after Sam] Sam! SAM! YOU JUST RUINED FREDDIE'S LIFE! [Freddie drops the camera he is holding.]
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