“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Well... I know how we could get back at her.

Huh?

You and I should start dating. That way--

[irritated] FREDDIE!

I know!

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Hello, ladies, or should I say lady and Sam.

[Sam sprays Freddie with her cheese in a can]

[Carly takes her cheese in a can out of her hand] Hey!

You can have this back when you learn to use squirt-able cheese responsibly.

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JJonah

Hey, what's going on over here?

Oh, Carly's brother is making a movie.

JJonah

Check out this dude! (grabs the alien from the set)

NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!!

[coming downstairs] Okay, Mr. Space hamster, we're -- [Drops his tools in horror] OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MY MOVIE IS RUINED! I have to start all over again! And my deadline's in less than 24 hours!

JJonah

Ha, ha, look, its arm came off!

Ha, ha, yeah... Why don't you stay for dinner and RIP MY HEART OUT!?

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What are you doing?

JJonah

Kiss me.

What?!

JJonah

Sam doesn't have to know. [tries to kiss Carly, but she flicks him] Ow! Did you just thump me?

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Hey Spencer, how's the--

CARLY, FREDDIE'S HERE! 14,325... [Carly runs down the stairs]

I'm freaking out, Freddie! Freaking out! [pulls Freddie to the kitchen]

Did you talk to Jonah?

Yeah, and he tried to kiss me! He totally tried to kiss me!

No way!

Yeah!

Are you sure Jonah tried to kiss you?

Well, let's see. He said, "Kiss me," then puckered his lips. So, call me crazy, but I think the boy wanted some Carly-kissing!

That jerk! No one tries to kiss my girl! [Carly gives him a look] (Sorry. Let me rephrase that.) No one tries to kiss you!

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We got cereal.

Milk?

Out of milk.

I'll use root beer.

You guys? Any reason I just found this in my shower?

Oh, my gosh.

A chick.

Yeah, I picked him up thinking he was a bar of soap. Good thing I realized before… [stops] Never mind.

But how could there be a…

Our chicks haven't hatched yet.

Or…

WE'RE MOTHERS! [Carly and Sam scream as they run upstairs]

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I was watching the egg cam. I can't believe they already hatched. Aw, man, did Sam eat 'em?

I wouldn't eat baby chicks. Raw.

They escaped.

What?

Spencer found one in the bathroom downstairs, so the other ones could be anywhere in this whole apartment.

Wait. I thought newborn chicks have to stay in their incubator.

They do.

How long can they be out?

I don't know. Let's go online and find out. Hurry.

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Just walk towards me, you nutty little chick!

Try to grab him!

[The chick, Yoko, looks like it’s saying “Really?”]

[sarcastically] Wow, if only I'd thought of that!

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It says that baby chicks need to be kept at 90 degrees.

What's the temperature in here?

72.

Turn the heat up to 90!

90 degrees?

No, 90 pickles. Yes, 90 degrees!

No need to be hurtful.

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You know, they say when a girl constantly rips on a guy, it really just means she has a crush on him.

Yeah, but I wasn't ripping on a guy...I was ripping on you.

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First off, Carly said the shirt was no big deal. And the tickets I got were for Cuttlefish, a concert that Carly told me she was dying to go to. It's her favorite band.

Let the record show that Carly is fond of Cuttlefish.

So yeah, I traded the shirt, but it was to get something Carly wanted a lot. Something the two of us could've done together. And Carly refused to go to the concert so--

I would've gone with you if you'd just apologized.

Um, she interrupted me. Yank her ponytail.

Nah, I'm gonna allow it.

Why?